Witch Slayin' the Game

I DON’T OWN A CROSS. I AM DEAD.

I’m going to hide at your house okay-

Please do. For your own safety.

You're such a good boyfriend. [sMOOCHES]

I charge $10 an hour and I’ll throw in a slice or two of pizza during lunch.

I have to skip lunch, you dick-

....holy shit, really? BUT WHAT I THAT PISSES HER OFF MORE OHMYGOD, I'M SO DEAD.

I DON’T OWN A CROSS. I AM DEAD.

I'm going to hide at your house okay-

Yes please-

I charge $10 an hour and I’ll throw in a slice or two of pizza during lunch.

I have to skip lunch, you dick-

Well, you sorta broke my fall. So the real question is, are you okay?

Yeah, I did, didn’ I? I’m fine. I’m pretty durable like that.

[Slowly sits up] [pats his chest] Good to hear- so how have you been since I last seen ya'?

Yes please-

I DON'T OWN A CROSS. I AM DEAD.

  Surely we can blame it on your legs for running randomly and your hand for tossing your cup onto my shirt. We can make sure they don’t do those things again if you’d like-

…….are you threatening me?

Well, I am saying that I can fix your bad habits but if you want to call it threatening, then yes.

Oh. Okay. BYE- [NYOOMS OFF]

Well, you sorta broke my fall. So the real question is, are you okay?

[Takes a selfie next to the guy taking a selfie next to a familiar]

[..takes a selfie next to the girl taking one next to him]

[Takes a selfie of him taking a selfie of her taking a selfie of him taking a selfie with the familiar.]

  Surely we can blame it on your legs for running randomly and your hand for tossing your cup onto my shirt. We can make sure they don’t do those things again if you’d like-

.......are you threatening me?

[Takes a selfie next to the guy taking a selfie next to a familiar]

Much better now! How about yourself? Keeping that gem clean?

Good! And of course I have! I know better-