may

passionately kissing, until i can't resist the urge to push

we'd be intertwined, slowly kissing as the baby juts down into my birth canal, within minutes, large head forcing its way out of my tender opening, still packed into it's amniotic sac

gentle kisses to keep me distracted, loud moans and sobs filling up the room

we continue to kiss, touch, feel each other as I continue to struggle and push to relive the pressure of the overdue baby between my thighs

a soft pop, my water breaking, sending fluid flying out of me, drenching the sheets and my legs

"just a few more pushes!!" you'd lie to keep my hopes up as the enormous head starts to crown, leaving me wailing and crying to get it out

filling every room with hidden cameras and making every staff member wear a hidden body cam. saving ALL of the recordings and meticulously organizing them. taking my favorites (the hottest birthers and the most extreme/exceptional births) back home as my personal collection, which i may or may not show off to guests

hiring people based on the size of their tits and their willingness to get pregnant (and of course keeping them knocked up 24/7), NOT based on merit, knowing damn well it'll reduce the quality of care the patients receive (that's half the reason i'm doing it)

buying out every hospital, birth center, and midwife in the area so anyone who wants any help will have to come to my hospital specifically

artificially inflating wait times so half the people who come in end up giving birth in the waiting room anyway

strict no pain relief policy, not even water births

half the delivery rooms don't even have a bed and just have handles for the patients to cling to while they birth standing up

TVs all over waiting rooms and in the prenatal section that are constantly playing compilations of the most painful births to maximize patient anxiety

hiring research teams specifically to determine the ways to maximize birth pain and length