“ i’m about to do something terrible. “ -- benny
over the course of their friendship lucy has seen benny, kitty and Emmett do some of the dumbest things — she’s even had to take part in some of these dumbass activities. and sometimes (mostly in the case of Emmett) lucy has no choice but to sit back and endure ridiculous conversation. so much so that she bought a stuffed cactus toy to hit her friends with whenever they did something particularly dumb. the cactus had gotten a lot of use, and benny is the one she has to use it on the least — or at least they used to be. “Benjamin,” over the last month benny has been going through it, his complicated relationship with his exe leaving them in a consistent state of confusion and frustration. Lucy felt for him, she even understood where he was coming from. but she was always firm in her belief that if mel wanted to talk to benny she simply would — and the lack of incoming calls and text messages indicated she didn’t. taking her stuffed cactus out Lucy points it at benny, narrowing her eyes at him as she gives him a warning. “call her and you get hit twice.” @bennyshippe












