You are like little baby, watch this.

@spacealcoholic

Friendly reminder that I block all minors and I soft block people who don’t have an indication of age on their blog (this includes personals).

【 Ｌｅｔ＇ｓ ｗａｓｔｅ ＇ｅｍ！】

          ❝ Oh, you got it ! Also, my name is Scout, not base boy. ❞ Promptly, he hands her a baseball bat, the exact same kind he was using. He cannot believe he’s going to play baseball with the Final Pam. There they go, playing the ball of bases.

“Scout! Is strong name for such a beautiful boy as you.”

She holds the bat in her hands, running flesh over the smooth metal. It’s lovely really, and she will enjoy watching whatever she hits either explode or fly right out of the park - and the universe. Hopefully no one wanted to keep their windows.

[ !!!!!! ]

[ He’s definitely startled, and his form flickers for a moment to reflect such. As if the caution-yellow eyes aren’t enough. She really does appear from seemingly nowhere. ] 

     Well, granted, but… it’s been a while. I wanted to try and impress you a little.

[She doesn’t mean to startle Squip, but at the same time she does really just jump everywhere she wants. Smiling wide, she places her hands together and taps her fingers against each other.]

【 Ｌｅｔ＇ｓ ｗａｓｔｅ ＇ｅｍ！】

A soft gasp. The Final Pam was perfect.            ❝ Miss Final Pam, I would love nothing more than playin’ baseball with you. ❞

【 Ｌｅｔ＇ｓ ｗａｓｔｅ ＇ｅｍ！】

          ❝ I’d rather to ding my own dongs, Miss Pam. There can be only so many dongs bein’ dinged at the same time. Six ding dongs ? Too many ding dongs. They aren’t even good ding dongs. They dings aren’t even pretty, their dongs aren’t pleasant. Only the best ding dongs for us, Miss Pam. ❞

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @itsthefinalpamdown con’t x

“oh! A man of hard work, I see. Such a strong handsome boy, out here dinging his dongs to the cries of his enemies. The ding dongs, how they cry!” She’s grinning ear-to-ear, unsure what they were talking about, but enjoying it nonetheless.

@talariis

If you do wanna see me more regularly (since this is a side blog meant mostly for chillin’ and having fun at my leisure), here are the blogs I am most active on:

diktown

bewaretheforest (very selective since it’s my first ever real multimuse)

purplelieswithgarneteyes

buildmythrcne