too many feels to handle

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since

okay what is this? this guy dances better than me. and i'm a dancer!

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I’m pretty sure the author didn’t expect anyone to get that far in the book.

forever reblogging the scene where brittany became my favorite character

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life