Tom Hiddleston

Yeah! I’ve actually been spending my birthdays the past few years at places with animals? I filmed a movie with Henry Cavil a few years ago and we spent my birthday with polar bears. it was great. So anything like that would be tons of fun and acceptable. Yes, absolutely. Less stress is way better.

Have you really? That’s a lovely idea! It’s good to do something memorable on the day, even if it’s not technically birthday related. We don’t like stress - stress can go away. 

I wonder if it’s embarrassing or he takes pride in the tailoring. Like, does ordering his pants go more like me stumbling over my words trying to order a coffee at Starbucks, or is it the big dick energy we always hear about?

I definitely think he radiates big dick energy - literally and figuratively. I can imagine him having a suit measured and feeling proud about the fact that he doesn’t have to tell the tailor which side he dresses. 

We’re finally getting the gears rolling on the Uncharted project and I couldn’t be happier. We’ve gone through a lot of hoops and pauses to get this whole thing together with finding a director and everything – but we’re finally starting to get shit done. Exhausted for the most part, you know how traveling is and all that. How are you, mum?

Ahh, I’m so glad! I cannot wait to see it, whenever it comes to fruition. I am well! Very busy with the Loki show, which obviously means that you need to come visit me on set whenever you can and give me lots of love, thank you. 

As long as you wouldn’t mind! Relatively soon, so I can give you all my thoughts and opinions on the book. Actually, my birthday is on Monday. I probably wouldn’t be doing anything otherwise so we can always shoot for this weekend. I’ll be sure to do that, too. Airports always stress me out so I need something to take my mind off it.

Not at all! Is it really? Well how about that! We’ll have to celebrate your birthday somehow, too. Yeah, and I imagine they’re especially stressful at this moment in time, considering everything that’s going on.

You and me both. Although I’m intrigued to see how this guy fits into his pants.

I imagine he has to wear specially made ones with a bit of extra room.

He’s been into bikes for years and I got interested in buying one so asked him to help me out and then it just got the ball rolling from there. Couldn’t of said it any better myself man.

Ah, I see! It’s great to share an interest with a friend, especially one that can get you out of the house. I am told I’m rather good with my words.

I’m learning to deal with them. I’m just glad I don’t have to deal with London rain anymore. The only good rain is when you can dance or play in it. Snow is good a few days before Christmas and a few days after….until New Years.

But if it doesn’t rain, what is there to talk about when you’re trying to make small talk?! Yeah, except in London we usually either get snow in November or March, and never on Christmas! Typical, isn’t it.

Well work wise I don’t see myself needing to be there anytime soon, but I am totally, personally free to come down and visit, if that’s okay. Levon loves plane rides. Too late, I found the diaries and bought a copy and will definitely be reading it before Levon and I come visit.

Well, then, you’re both very welcome to visit! Just let me know when. Did you really? Excellent! Enjoy it. And if you have Audible, I recommend getting the first five series of Hancock’s Half Hour - the radio show that shot him to fame, really. They’re a very entertaining listen, if sometimes a bit dated.

Hey, that’s me!

Some of us. Only the insane, I guess. I’m that friend that insists we all leave our phones on the middle of the table if we go our for a catch up. First person to touch theirs has to buy a round of drinks. I don’t know, Mr. Technology - is it worth the flight cost when you’re telling me I can just find it all over the internet?

Definitely only the insane. I’ve started encouraging that, too. I’m never the first to check mine. Well, the internet only has so many videos of me singing Will Smith. If you come here, you’ll get to hear plenty more. Exclusively.