LIKE ME OR DON'T

not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

*sees the way an artist draws mouths* Oh, so you’re like HORNY horny.

I Regret To Inform You That It Was I Who Was Horny For Mouths All Along

introverts be like 'im quarantining myself' bro you're not quarantining yourself you live like this

Is it really too much to ask for

domestic sweetness!!!! getting groceries together, buying home decor together??? making traditions??? cooking dinner while badly singing along to the radio??? making each other breakfast in bed??? leaving notes around the house for each other??? i’m so soft,,,,

Hmu if you’re down to nap and cuddle but also try and make each other cum in inappropriate places

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.