Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, superficially inspired by Sasuke Restsuden, without actually caring about Retsuden "canon" at all, just know Naruto is sick and Sasuke is trying to fix it, Established Relationship, SasuSaku/NaruHina Infidelity Undertones, Fluff, Humor, Uchiha Sasuke is in Love with Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto is in Love with Uchiha Sasuke, Sasuke is a Secret Nerd, Naruto Loves It, Sasuke just really likes dinosaurs okay, i think it's cute, Crack Treated Seriously Words: 1,940 Summary:

Sasuke meets a dinosaur. It's a whole thing.

On AO3 (excerpt under cut)

Whether you were embroiled in the twitter drama or you found it on your AO3 tag feed, for the love of god, please leave that cheating fic alone. Don't comment on the fic, don't harass anyone (though I know it's tempting since some people already have). But this is your chance to step away and not perpetuate this gross behavior. If you see it on your feed just mute the author, it's not hard. The more attention you give it the more people will jump on that bandwagon and we will have to deal with it again.

Even more unpopular opinion-they have a point about the tags. I understand why they would be petty when SO MANY sns fics tag NaruHina and SasuSaku in ship tags when it is very clearly not a fic intended for those fans. That's just bad tagging and terrible etiquette and it would annoy me too if I were on the other side of it, like I was today. Use the additional tags to note background ships to spare people's ship tag feeds. You can still write Sakura bashing or whatever it is that brings you joy, but its just tacky and mean to tag the ship when doing it.

Yeah, the fic is dumb and tasteless, but it is also so clearly bait. I know practicing the "don't like, don't read" philosophy can be hard, but I promise it's worth it and we are all better off if you don't take the bait. Just block/mute and move on instead of associating this ship with pettiness and drama. Coping with things we don't like without throwing a tantrum is a valuable life skill.