Personal Diary of Agent Grant Ward

Carry on my wayward son

In terms of first dates I've had

How to seduce Agent May:

Garrett and I had to stop at Bloomingdales on the way to The Fridge to get that dress

I thought that HYDRA was a group of people interested in Greek Mythology

Wait

Siting in the car while my dads argued over me was the second most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me

The most important thing I ever learned from my SO was "do not ever remove your wig…unless you are wearing another wig underneath."

Do you ever just lay on your back

What year is it

I was so worried that woman was going to try and have sex with me

I once meowed at a cat instead of saying hello

I think I almost experienced the emotion known as "melancholy" today