megan

They need to make tiny little shorts that fit properly if you have a dick

I love bulge as much as the next woman and no amount of it stopped me from wearing shorts with a 5cm inseam but now that I no longer have a dick shorts I've owned for years are suddenly much more comfortable than I thought possible and this is a travesty

yikes i’m sorry i didn’t read it properly, my bad

sometimes u just gotta say wtf, give it to the Lord, and move on for real

uh oh made a mistake. surely i’ll learn from it and fix things

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?