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@itsmeevie01
Welcome to my little corner of the Internet!!
I'm Evie!! I'm usually around, and have an open ear.
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My Masterpost With all of my current work
all queued posts from my computer will have the tag #eviesquetastic all queued posts from my phone will not have that tag
any questions/comments/concerns drop a note!
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Reginald D. Hunter
The last part of that joke is now he's his manager
RB-ing because I hadn't seen that last comment before.
so majestic
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suspension of disbelief
Bart: Why do you want to go to a boring museum?
Kon: Well, Tim invited me to see this exhibit with his family next week. I don't want to sound dumb so I'm going to learn everything first to impress his family! You know how they're all super genius.
Bart: If you need a backup plan, I can be your wingman. I'll "accidentally" bump into you guys and act dumb to make you look better.
Kon: That would be great. My backup plan was to touch a painting and get thrown out.
stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho
Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.
It's rude to come into my house and assault me like that and some day I may or may not have my revenge. But mark my words, if I do, you will rue the day. You're probably in no danger though.
current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."
5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"
and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.
i am scouring the internet like the victorians scoured and destroyed all trace of joy and color from stolen relics for the LOST NAME OF THE ANCIENT PROCESS of textile-creation akin to knitting/crocheting/nålebinding that at least one academic/crafter used to recreate the leggings on this Glorious Motherfucker:
the google execs erased it. they bleached my bestie AGAIN from history...
is this of any use
SO IT IS!!!
Archer statue from the Temple of Aphaia (ca. 480 BC) next to a reconstruction of its original paint job:
The leggings and sleeves would have created using a method called SPRANG which predates knitting and is over 3,000 years old. What's even sexier is modern artisans managed to recreate the entire outfit using the original method!
Mmm-HMM, love me a shapely thigh in harlequin hosiery. Put👏men👏in👏clingy-ass👏clothing👏again👏👏👏
Unfortunately english sources are hard to find, partly because Google's a shithole, but also because this textile project comes from a German museum, in Germany, where people tend to speak (and publish) in German. That said, the original link is to a short-but-sweet article I would have had no problem finding in 30 seconds a mere few years ago. fortunately i have clever beautiful insane people following me, but alas not everyone has such luxury. thanks to everyone in the notes who shoved themselves down this rabbithole with me!
in conclusion let us take a moment to sincerely wish Google a very burn in hell🙏
There is a very clear message from this. But damn am I struggling to decide if it's:
"Put👏men👏in👏clingy-ass👏clothing👏again👏👏👏"
Or
"let us take a moment to sincerely wish Google a very burn in hell 🙏"
everyone in the notes seems to agree on:
The Library of Alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"
it's very funny how people immediately forget a character is disabled as soon as their character arc stops orbiting around their disability. like he's missing a leg.
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Also his deeply underrated ability to clap back
Reminds me of that story about the teacher or lecturer or whatever who told their class "hey, the ceiling has 'gullible' written on it" and anyone who looked up discovered that yep, the word "gullible" really had been written on a piece of card and taped to the ceiling. And after letting that sink in for a while the teacher said something like "those of you who looked up have just demonstrated one of the most important tenets of research: check the source."
I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid
I'm glad you asked! it is easier to relocate a human than to relocate a colossal squid, so the plan is for me to walk into the ocean and never be seen again
It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.
You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.
You try to believe it.
(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)
You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).
One morning you cut yourself while shaving.
There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.
You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.
( uploading again because I realized I accidentally missed a page )
Hey OP hope you don’t mind me making fanart because uhhhh I went a lil feral over this
If you don't read comics, you miss out on the really important Tim Drake Lore like he...
*checks notes*
Went to the rodeo with his dad every time it was in town.
Rules for Galas Part 2
If any of you embarrass this family, you are grounded. Age does not exempt you.
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Rule #9: No Roughhousing Indoors
Dick Grayson and Jason Todd — this includes “just messing around.”
Damian Wayne — absolutely not.
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Rule #10: Do Not Test Security
Tim Drake — I know you could. Do not.
Jason — encouraging him is worse.
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Rule #11: No Climbing Anything
Dick — walls count.
Damian — furniture counts.
Cass — railings count.
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Rule #12: Stay In The Same General Area
If I look up and all of you are gone, that is a problem.
Cassandra Cain and Damian — this applies to you most.
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Rule #13: Be Polite To Staff
They are not part of the mission. They are doing their jobs.
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Rule #14: No Intimidating Donors
Jason — standing too close counts.
Damian — blunt honesty counts.
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Rule #15: Eat Normally
This is dinner, not refueling. Pace yourselves.
Tim — caffeine is not dinner.
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Rule #16: Do Not Discuss Vigilante Activity
No details, no hints, no “funny stories.”
Especially not during speeches.
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Rule #17: No Disappearing Into Restricted Areas
Kitchen, offices, rooftops, service corridors — all off limits.
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Rule #18: Keep Your Hands To Yourself
No grabbing, adjusting, fixing, or moving other people without permission.
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Rule #19: No Personal Arguments In Public
You can disagree later. Quietly. At home.
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Rule #20: No Dares
Nothing good has ever come from this.
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Rule #21: Stay Presentable
Jackets on. Shoes tied. No rolled sleeves.
Dick — this includes you.
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Rule #22: Use Your Manners
Say please. Say thank you. Make eye contact.
Yes, all of you.
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Rule #23: Duke, You Are Not Responsible For Everyone
Duke Thomas — enjoy the evening. I am handling things.
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Rule #24: If You Want To Leave Early, Tell Me First
Do not simply vanish.
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Rule #25: Represent This Family Well
You are Wayne children tonight. Act like it.
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Rule #26: Listen To Alfred
If he gives you an instruction, you follow it immediately.
Enforced by: Alfred Pennyworth
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🦇 Bruce Wayne’s Gala Rules for Cass
Rule #1: Have fun. You can do no wrong.
Cass, you are fine.
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Rule #2: Stay where I can see you (or text me)
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Rule #3: Thank you for keeping your brothers under control
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🦇 Alfred’s Rules for Bruce — Part 2
Rule #1: Eat something substantial, sir
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Rule #2: Try to smile at least occasionally
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Rule #3: Do not work the entire room alone — allow your children to assist
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Rule #4: No brooding in the doorway
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I love soulmates but also this-
this is because of climate change which is of course bad but. i'd be lying if i said i didn't giggle a little at this headline. Love loses i guess
