I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.
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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

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Hardy and Miller are on the case! across different police divisions 🚓
It's time to start brainstorming themes for the event of the year, that's right, Benthan Week 2026!!
This year’s event will take place August 24-30. Feel free to check out the Info & Rules if you’re new to the event or have questions. Whether you’ve been here since the event’s beginning or just stumbled onto this ship from the latest Mission movie, welcome!!
First up, let’s get brainstorming! Each day of Benthan week needs a primary and secondary theme to inspire creators. You can check out past themes and works by scrolling the blog or checking past years’ AO3 collections to get the inspo flowing! The more ideas, the merrier :)
Add your ideas to the brainstorming document here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S5eLWzt2ag88ox9ojVsZWnCjjp-JhUPHUd_LY4L39K0/edit?usp=sharing
The brainstorming document will close on June 22nd. Then, the blog mod will circulate a google form so we can all vote on our favorite themes and get creating!
Looking forward to another amazing Benthan Week celebration!!
There are two examples of cut scenes from Fallout and DR that I wish they’d kept in/incorporated somehow, because they both offer a glimpse into how Ethan behaves between missions. The first one is him going into hiding after Kashmir to avoid Sloane. He does this as a negotiation tactic to force her to hand over Lane to MI6 in order to free Ilsa. The second one is at the beginning of Dead Reckoning, where he’s offered multiple missions by Kittridge and refuses all of them, evading the IMF and staying under the radar. You watch him walk through public streets alone, off-balance and separate from the rest of the world, until eventually the movie opens with Kittridge placing a bounty on Ilsa’s head to flush Ethan out of hiding.
And I think what’s interesting is that in both of these instances, Ethan isn’t forced into hiding (like he is in Rogue Nation or Ghost Protocol), he is choosing to hide as a form of leverage. It shows a much more calculated and angry version of Ethan, one that is actively hostile to the IMF, working for his own interests as opposed to “the greater good.” We usually see him in high-pressure situations where he’s not in control and trying desperately to solve a series of increasingly insane and dangerous problems. But these two examples show the opposite - he is very calculated and slow moving. This is how Ethan behaves when he is in control, and it’s an inversion of the panicked, rushed, lightning-fast way he behaves during missions.
It also offers additional texture to the lonesome and empty way we see him act between missions, where he’s literally sleeping in abandoned buildings and isolating himself from the world lol. It gives those at-rest periods more of an edge. In those moments, he is still working, but in a “selfish” way, using his own skills and reputation to get what he wants (eg protecting Ilsa). And imo it gives Ethan more agency in his life and helps inform how he relates to his own desires. His self-isolation acts as both a passive and active form of protection - he hides because he knows that getting close to people puts them in harms way, and he also hides as a bargaining chip for his friends’ lives. It gives you the impression that Ethan is aware of his own value as an agent, and deploys that value for political/strategic means. And for me at least it demonstrates a more cold and shrewd side of Ethan, where he can exert his will and behave in ways that are more hidden or subtle. People often joke about him being dog-coded, being a sad wet puppy, etc etc, and while all of those are definitely true lol, I like this much more deliberate and calculated side of him, where he has more control over his own actions when he isn’t being forced to just gut-react to everything. He’s great in a crisis, but when he’s not in a crisis, he is very, very still
Also. Another thing I came across in Vienna

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You want drama? Go to the opera.
Yeah so guess who's been to where...
Rogue Nation is such a special movie for me, especially because of the Vienna Opera scene. It was really fun to check out all the locations in the film 12 years after it came out(I feel old.
Ok words at the front: there are guides of mi filming locations everywhere on the internet so this is more about my particular interest instead of a very detailed guide. Also it's gonna be very benthan biased. You have been warned.
Thinking about The Knife being used to save Benji, because yes it is the knife that changed the course of Donloe’s life and paved the way for this all to happen, but more than that it’s the knife that KILLED Sarah, one of Ethan’s doomed teammates that first night of tragedy that so deeply scarred Ethan into the profoundly traumatized man he is today who is terrified of losing people
That knife killed one of Ethan’s team, and then thirty years later it saved the life of another
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poster i did for local film club... For the 3 hot fuzz fans out here
i need to draw more angel and danny
This one doesn’t even make any sense but it just stuck in my head and I can’t get rid of it

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Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that
Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated
This song came on during my drive home, and it felt fitting.
PATREON
I need him to be humiliated
So I’ve been playing this game for a day
Benji realizing Ethan isn't superhuman and can get hurt and die like everyone else:
Benji wondering if Ethan realizes this:

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This would never not be funny for me