*dolphin noise*

    always be kind to animals.  ♡

❛  i know we only just met but i already feel like i’ve known you my whole life.  ❜ ❛  umm, is this seat taken ?  ❜ ❛  don’t be alarmed now but there’s someone following you. pretend you know me and come with me. i’ll get you somewhere safe.  ❜ ❛  my friends ditched me here and now i could really use a ride home.  ❜ ❛  i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to.  ❜ ❛  can you please pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ?   ❜ ❛  are you always this straightforward with strangers ?  ❜ ❛  here, i noticed you lost this earlier.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, i must’ve mistaken you for somebody else.  ❜ ❛  so, what brings you here today ?  ❜ ❛  hi, my name is [name]. it’s nice meeting you.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute. how about i buy you a drink ?  ❜ ❛  can’t you watch where you are going ?!  ❜ ❛  i just moved into the apartment next to you, so i guess we’re gonna be neighbors now.  ❜ ❛  oh god, you’re [name], aren’t you ?  ❜ ❛  here, let me help you.  ❜ ❛  is there a reasons you’re here on your own ?  ❜ ❛  apparently we’re going to be working on this together now.  ❜ ❛  you look like you could use a hand with that.  ❜ ❛  what do people around here do to have some fun ?  ❜ ❛  looks like this will take a while, huh ?  ❜ ❛  oh god. please tell me you haven’t just heard me talk to myself.  ❜ ❛  excuse me, i think i’m lost.  ❜ ❛  i just wanted to say that i really like your outfit.  ❜ ❛  do you come here often ?  ❜ ❛  do you mind if i join you for a bit ?  ❜ ❛  you looked lonely so i got you a drink.  ❜ ❛  i don’t think we’ve met, i’m [name].  ❜ ❛  what the hell just happened there ?  ❜ ❛  have you seen this anywhere ? i must’ve lost it.  ❜ ❛  can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here.  ❜ ❛  seems like we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together.  ❜ ❛  come with me, and don’t ask any questions. it’s urgent.  ❜ ❛  i heard strange noises coming from your apartment and just wanted to make sure everything is alright.  ❜ ❛  i have a spare ticket, you wanna come in with me ?  ❜ ❛  you don’t know me but will you be my date for tonight ?  ❜ ❛  we’ve got some time to kill so why don’t you tell me a little about yourself ?  ❜ ❛  i don’t usually just walk up to strangers but my friends set me up to it.  ❜ ❛  i think our orders may have gotten mixed up.  ❜ ❛  do i have something on my face or why do you keep looking at me like that ?  ❜

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

VERBAL.

“ sit.”

“ down.”

“ stay.”

“ come!”

“ wait.”

“ drop it.”

“ attack.”

“ play dead.”

“ good girl / boy!”

“ do you know [command]?”

“ you’re a little trickster, aren’t you?”

“ you want to go for a walk?”

“ you want to play?”

“ whoa, easy there. i’m not gonna hurt you.” 

“ you hungry?”

“ you’re so cute!”

“ no begging.”

(quietly) “ please don’t see me, please don’t see me…”

“ oh my god, a (insert type of animal here)”

“ sorry, bud, i’m allergic. but you’re really cute.”

“ don’t give me that look.”

NON-VERBAL.

[pet head]

[pet stomach]

[pet back]

[scratch ear]

[toss ball]

[toss frisbee]

[play tug of war]

[offer food]

[give small treat]

[give water]

[brush fur]

[play catch]

[extend hand towards]

[sit down onto their level]

[bathe them]

[pick up/carry]

[ride]

[try to help them with an injury]

[give hug]

[give a kiss on the head]

[ignore them]

[comfort/calm them]

[stand tall/appear larger]

[slowly back away]

[try to run away]

[yell at / try to intimidate]

[avoid direct eye-contact]

[maintain direct eye-contact]

[play dead]

[stand still]

[climb a tree]