Waldorf

Yoongi: What

Suga: The

MinDongBangAh: Fuck

AgustD: Are

Min Suga genius jjang jjang man boong boong: You

It was after an award show and for some reason it was your responsibility to pick up some of the boys and take them back to their dorm.  Why you?  Well it seems like even their managers decided to drink a little too much at the after party and apparently close friends were being called.  It was currently 3:00 a.m. and because your basically nocturnal it was no problem for you to come and get them.

As you wait in the parking lot, you surveyed the area.  It seemed like most people had already left the event, and there were only a couple of cars waiting around just like you.  Suddenly your phone buzzed, startling you.  It was one of the boys managers asking you to come to the exit and get ready for them.  Silently thanking yourself that you actually put jeans on instead of staying in your ratty sweatpants, you sigh and head towards the building.

As you approach the building you can already see a couple of familiar figures stumbling out.  You patiently wait by the side of the road as Yoongi, Taehyung, and their manager approach you.

“Y/N! You came!”  Yoongi shouts to you.

“Thank God,”  their manager mumbles.  “Alright Y/N, take Yoongi and follow me back to their home.”  He slightly pushes Yoongi in your direction and he staggers toward you.  He rests his hand on your shoulder to maintain balance and leans in to you with his whole body.  You can’t help but notice how close he is to you, and also how he’s looking at you.  His eyes look dark and hooded, and he has a playful smirk.  You’ve never really seen Yoongi look this way.

“Wait a minute.”  You stop before getting Yoongi in your car.  “I thought you said everybody was drunk and you needed me to take people home!”  The manager gives you a sheepish grin.

“Well half of that is true.”  He grabs Taehyung who is starting to look distracted and wandering off.  “Yoongi refused to go home unless you took him, and Taehyung wouldn’t leave Yoongi with just me because he didn’t believe I would get you here to take Yoongi home.  So yes, I lied, but sometimes its a necessary evil.”

Taehyung turns toward you with his iconic boxy smile.  “Y/N!”  He says like he just noticed you were there.  “You look so pretty!  I love you!”

“Ya!”  Yoongi shouts at Taehyung.  “Y/N is mine!  I am the only one that can love her!”  Yoongi grabs your hand and intertwines his fingers with yours.  You feel heat rising to your cheeks, but you know that they are both very drunk and decide to just go with it.

Their manager grabs Taehyung’s arm and starts guiding him to his car.  “Good luck with him, Y/N.  Their place is only an hour away with traffic.”  The manager grins at you and you sigh.  You forgot that they lived in a remote area in the city for only the super rich and famous.  At this rate you wouldn’t be home until 5 or 6 in the morning.  Oh well, who needs sleep?

Continuing to hold Yoongi’s hand you guide him to your car and get him to sit inside successfully.  You try to leave but he won’t let go of your hand and continues to look at you with those hooded eyes.

“Come on Yoongi let go.”

“No.”  He whines and all of a sudden looks worried.

“What is it?”  You ask him, afraid that he might throw up or something.

“Will you buckle me please.”  He gives you puppy dog eyes and pouts.  You sigh and roll your eyes, but you do as he asks because drunk Yoongi is almost impossible to deal with if you don’t do what he wants.

“Why are you acting like a baby?”  You chuckle as you fumble with his seatbelt.  For some reason it’s being a bit more difficult than usual.  It may be due to how close you are to Yoongi at this moment.  You can feel his breathe on your neck and the warmth of his body.  Suddenly, Yoongi starts tracing patterns on your arm, causing you to freeze in your place.  “Because I want to be your baby.”  He says in his deep voice.  Without thinking you successfully find the buckle and quickly jolt out of the car.  Walking slowly around your car you take deep breathes, trying to calm yourself down.  You would be lying to yourself if you said you didn’t like Yoogi, but his drunken self needs to stop, or you will never get over your crush.

Quickly, you hop into the car and start to follow their manager back to their house.  It was silent for the most part, mainly because you were still too shocked to say anything.  But you couldn’t help but see Yoongi out of the corner of your eye starting at you intently.  This went on for almost 10 minutes, but it felt like forever.  You finally decided to say something.

“Yoongi why are looking at me like that?”

“I’m trying to seduce you… is it working?”  You can’t help but laugh at what he says. 

“No.”  You respond, in between laughter.

“I’m serious!”  He pouts again.  “I’ve been trying to seduce you for a while but you never notice!  I have to get drunk to say it to your face.  I like you!  I even wrote a song about you!  Why don’t you like me!”  There is a long silence that fills the car.  You’re not really sure what to say.  You would be lying if you said you didn’t notice his advances, but you brushed them off as him just being nice to you.  You never thought he actually liked you.

“You wrote a song about me?”  

“Yea, I was going to confess to you by having you listen to it, but I guess I ruined that because I got too drunk.”

“I’d love to hear it when you are sober.”  You say and smile.  

“Okay.”  He says and also smiles.  You now have something exciting to look forward to.  Not only Yoongi’s confession song, but also Yoongi becoming your boyfriend.  Because of course you were going to say yes.

“…did I seduce you now.”  Yoongi asks with a smirk.

Jin: This man is very confident with his looks, so he is never really surprised if he catches a person checking him out. With you, however; he was very shocked to see another beautiful person admiring his beauty! He would walk over to you, flirt with you a little, and tell some dad jokes to make you fall head over heels for his beauty and his personality.

Suga: Suga (in my opinion) comes off to be a pretty humble guy when it comes to his looks. When he catches you checking him out, he will have to take a double take in order to really believe someone was checking him out. He would star a conversation with you to prove he is a genius with great looks!

J-Hope: He seems to be self-conscious about his looks compared to the other members (sadly) :(. He would see you checking him out, but he would deny that you were looking at him, so he would look around and try to find the lucky guy who he suspected you were looking at. When you finally went up to him and asked for his number, he was so surprised and shyly giggled. 

Rap Monster: This man would turn so cocky and smug. He spotted you from across the room and thought you were gorgeous. He quickly looked away because he didn’t want to be caught looking at you. When he felt the feeling of someone staring at him and he turned around and caught you checking him out, a huge smirk/happy grin would appear on his face. He would saunter over to you and give you his number.

V: This cutie was taken aback when he saw you checking him out. He thought you were so beautiful, so when he caught you, he started giggling. He would walk over to you shyly and start a conversation to try and get to know you better. By the end of the night, you two would end up having a lot of things in common and give each other your numbers.

Jimin: Jimin is another member who I believe is very self-conscious about his looks even though he is so handsome! He would see you earlier that day and he thought you were absolutely beautiful, but he thought that you were too good for him, so he tried to forget about you. Later that evening when he caught you checking him out, he was ecstatic. Seeing you check him out restored his self-confidence, so he cooly (sorry I know that’s not a word) walked over to you and started flirting with you.

Jungkook: INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY HERE! When he catches you checking him out, on the inside he confidence and ego would be swelling but on the outside he would look like this 

A lot of people seem to think that BigHit could never do wrong and know what’s best for BTS. They think BigHit and BTS are a “family”. Well it’s time to wake up..! BigHit isn’t any better when compared to big companies like SM or YG for example. They’re just as problematic like K-Pop companies often tend to be. The perfect example of this is how they’ve been treating Jin these past 4 years.

!! - a few of these facts are just borderline emotional abuse..

okay, let’s get started:

- Apparently Bang-PD walked around calling Jin fat???? wtf (this was 2013, before their debut and around the same time Jin went on a diet no one talks about where he only ate chicken breast for A YEAR.)

- And guess what? Bang-PD isn’t the only one who has called Jin fat: even his manager did. Fortunately they fired him because he was mistreating Jungkook.

- Jin majored in acting but in the House of ARMY, he got all the insignificant roles with basically zero dialogue. Yoongi even said Seokjin had texted him, shocked that he didn’t have any dialogue in the script. In the Making of-video he was clearly pissed: when the camera man said they’ll be filming Jin next he said “Oh, wow. Do I get to appear alone?” asdfghjkl. Jin was salty, but tried so hard to be positive. (he even avoided looking straight into the camera while they were interviewing him.. on the inside he was definitely feeling wronged.)

- Let’s be honest. BigHit could easily push him in the OST direction or debut him as an actor if they wanted, but no.

- Jin was once forced to perform even though he had hurt his neck in Kcon Paris. BigHit never made an official report about his condition… (it’s funny how they made a report about namjoon’s toe and suga’s ear but not this.)

- Now let’s talk about his LINES. Remember Blood, Sweat and Tears where he had to share his few lines with Jimin? That was the most unnecessary thing ever. (later in the japanese ver. they made jin’s voice stand out more than jimin’s. lol I guess even BigShit felt a bit guilty??) I’ve seen people trying to defend this by saying that it’s okay because Jin was the ~Main Character~ in the MV. But honestly, where is the logic in that? BTS are a K-pop group! Their voices are the most important thing about them!

- Jin is the only one who didn’t get a single line in any of the year end 2016 special stages (rainism: jungkook, as i told you: jimin, v, jungkook & class idea: namjoon, hoseok, jungkook… suga wasn’t there because of his ear injury.) He was just a backup dancer and nothing else.

- Remember when people were hyping up Spring Day because apparently this was supposed to be the song where Jin would shine… even V said Jin would surprise us all and umm.. well he didn’t.

- BigHit removed Jin from the thumbnail of Not Today MV because ????

- Speaking of Not Today. Let’s talk about this fuck up…

- *coughs* This was his only solo shot and it lasted about 2 seconds. Really. BTS filmed for almost 24 hours in cold weather and you’re telling me this is the only shot of Jin that was “good enough”. I don’t think so, because we saw the Behind the scenes-video and they were filming Jin quite a lot. They just didn’t use the clips.

- They keep telling Jin his voice is suited for ballads, but Butterfly was a ballad and he was once again the vocal who had the least amount of lines. (and some of them were not even lines like repeating “untrue” is.. not really a line)

- … so basically the ballad comment was just some bs excuse, let’s be real no one fits only 1 type of music. Plus here are some Bangtan’s slower/not hiphop songs I think Jin’s voice could easily be fitted in but he still got the least amount of lines: Spring Day Studio Version, Miss Right, YNWA, Just One Day, Outro: Propose, House of Cards, Coffee…

- Now the most recent fuck up is BTS’ cover of Seo Taiji’s song ‘Come Back Home’ and people are still debating whether Jin has ANY lines at all. The MV for the song was uploaded to CJENMMUSIC’s official youtube and their header was changed to a… group photo… of BTS… except Jin was nowhere to be seen. The fact that they forgot Jin is unbelievable and just plain disrespectful. No product should ever be released without approval and double check. None. And while we don’t know if BigHit had anything to do with the header, whose fault it is that even these other companies tend to forget Jin because they aren’t promoting him enough? This was not a simple mistake. It means that design and marketing teams from HUGE companies like CJEN don’t see him.