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// GOING ON A DATE, BYE GUYS

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"Iâve never been good at this. I donât do relationships. But I⌠I want to try with you.â
"And, you think Iâm any better at relationships? I am also willing to give this a try.â
"Well, uh, I donât."
"Then why do you care if she finds out?â
"It's just, she's my best friend, and you're her sister. I don't want to hurt her."
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
"Youâre cute and Iâm horny. You thinking what Iâm thinking?"
"I see you like cardio⌠wanna go back to my place and do it together?"
"Iâm sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think theyâre missing an angel."
"Hold my hand? Iâm afraid Iâm getting lost in your eyes."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a pokemon? Because Iâd like to peek-at-chu.â
"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, Iâd have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."
"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. Itâs back at my house, so weâd have to go there butâŚâ
*Spills a drink on your shirt* âIâm so sorry! But if itâs any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.â
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"Iâm sorry, have we met before?"
"I donât know you, but thanks."
"Youâre a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"
"We only just met⌠but Iâd really like to see you again."
"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friendâs seat?"
"Itâs none of your business. We just met."
"Hey Iâm [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if youâd pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?â
"Iâm so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."
"Oh shit. I didnât mean to trip you I swear, Iâm sorry."
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"
"No, Iâm serious. She/he brought a flask to work.â
"I overheard the boss and I think youâre about to be put up for a promotion!"
"I know what youâve got in that top drawer."
"I canât believe youâre drunk at work."
"You know, most people watch porn at home."
"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."
"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I canât even open Gmail!"
"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe youâd have a chance at a promotion too."
"Youâve been working here for 6 years and you donât know where the break room is?"
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
"Didnât you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!â
"We lost the playoffs."
"The girls team beat the boys!"
"I heard he/she got called into the principalâs office."
"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."
"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."
"She/heâs been paying people to do their homework!"
"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."
"I canât believe weâre graduating this year."
"Being a freshman sucks."
"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."
"She/he told me they were a junior!"
"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"
"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"
"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"
"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!â
"I canât believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."
"I definitely failed that test."
"I got an A on my essay!"
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
"Wow, thereâs a stick wedged so far up your ass I donât think I can even pull it out."
"Iâm sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."
"Uranus called and said Iâm huge and in the way.â
"Iâm searching⌠searching⌠oh. Well would you look at that. I couldnât find any fucks to give."
"Whatâs the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."
"Just because thatâs mistletoe hanging above us doesnât mean Iâm going to kiss you."
"Take a picture, itâll last longer."
"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
"You know Iâm right! Iâm always right!â
"Shut up. Just shut up!"
"I donât need to listen to this."
"Youâre lying."
"I canât believe youâd say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."
"I canât look at you."
"Donât fucking touch me."
"If you say one more word, I swearâŚ"
"Pipe down, youâre making a scene."
"Whatâs wrong with you?"
"Now I know why people think youâre neurotic."
"You must be crazy."
"Iâm not backing down.â
"You canât hide the truth forever, you know."
"Whatâs your issue?â
"You make me so angry.â
"This has nothing to do with you.â
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And⌠and I love you! Itâs what Iâve been trying to tell you all along."
"I donât know how to say it. But you know what Iâm trying to say, right?"
"Iâve never been good at this. I donât do relationships. But I⌠I want to try with you.â
"Youâre the one that I want."
"I donât care. I donât give a shit, donât you get it? I donât give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.â
"Please donât say that. You know youâre the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."
"I canât stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but youâre still the only thought on my mind."
"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."
"Iâve always been afraid of commitment, okay? Thatâs why I sleep around.â
"Iâve never wanted to give love a try until now."
"Please, donât leave me."
"I need you more than you will ever know."
"I love you more than I could ever express in words."
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
"I didnât fuck him/her, I swear!"
"I brought vodka and ice cream."
"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait⌠no, theyâre just normal mardi gras beads."
"I canât believe you went without me!"
"I love you, I love you so much and you just donât see it. What am I supposed to do?"
"I know youâre sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"
"I canât find my apartment and I couldnât stop thinking about you."
"Let me in! I think Iâm gonna throw up."
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
"What do you think about this outfit?"
"Bend over."
"Itâs not going to get up by itself, you know."
"I thought youâd be bigger."
"Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?"
"I canât find my vibrator."
"Just set your phone on vibrate!"
"I want to fuck you until youâre raw and shaking."
"Thatâs it⌠do a little striptease for me."
"You can watch⌠but you canât touch."
"Be quiet! Theyâre going to hear us."
"And get this⌠the new toy? It glows in the dark."
"Iâve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?"
"I want to be on top."
"That is one fine ass."
"You look like a screamer."
"Let me tie you up."
"Whatâll our safeword be?"
"I love making you squirm."
"Not my neck! Itâs summer, I canât wear a turtleneck in the sun."
"Why would I kid about that?"
"Because you donât love her anymore.."
"Well, uh, I don't."

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"Pretty much."
"Y-Youâre.. Youâre kidding, right?"
"Why would I kid about that?"
"Iâm drunk, youâre drunk, Weâre not going to talk about this. Ever.â
"Why? Because youâre afraid Carter will find out?â
"Pretty much."
"Iâm drunk, youâre drunk, Weâre not going to talk about this. Ever.â
"So youâre saying, we can do it again one day?"
"Of course, just, don't pull a kiss and tell."
"I'm drunk, you're drunk, We're not going to talk about this. Ever."
 you bring  out  the best  in   whateverâs  left     of     me

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SENTENCE PROMPTS MEME.
send one of the following sentences to me for my muses response. mixture of angst, fluff, nsfw and everything inbetween. taken from sources such as movies, tv shows, songs and my own brain.Â
"How long have we been down?"Â
"Am I supposed to just let you go?"Â
"Are you real?"Â
"Shut up and kiss me."Â
"You look homeless."Â
"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?"Â
"Iâm not gay/lesbian."Â
"Iâm destined to be a crazy cat lady/man."Â
"Time wonât change me."Â
"Itâs empty in the valley of your heart."Â
"You did this?"Â
"I will hold on hope."Â
"Shit, you really are tone deaf."Â
"Iâd rather burn than boil."Â
"I see you found my littleâŚhobby."Â
"Never trust a drunk."Â
"You have no idea what Iâm capable of."Â
"Long live the Queen/King"Â
"Itâs like a warm, wet hug."Â
"I predict a riot."Â
"Iâm in no mood."Â
"Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah?"Â
"Thereâs nothing I hate more than a racist."Â
"Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse."Â
"Killers donât wear aprons."Â
"As you wish."Â
"Word of advice, shithead. Donât you ever wake up."Â
"Youâve never heard of Leonardo Dicaprio?!"Â
"If you try to fuck me then I shall fuck you too."Â
"Rock and Rollâs the Devils work."Â
"Youâre a fat loser and you have body odour."Â
"I am lost and so alone."Â
"Iâm asking for your guidance."Â
"My father thinks youâre evil."Â
"I still have your underwear."Â
"Iâm pregnant."Â
"Showâs over, motherfuckers."Â
"Aw dude, this is one gay looking taser."Â
"If it wasnât for you, Iâd be dead."Â
"If you donât pay your rent, Iâm kicking you out."Â
"That is so punk rock!"Â
"Itâs a nice day for a white wedding."Â
âGod. This is the loneliest place Iâve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.âÂ
"People are strange."Â
"Itâs a nice day to start again."Â
"Iâve been gone for fourteen days. I could have been gone for more."Â
"Do you think heâll/sheâll ever come home?"Â
"They tried to stone me, my dear. It did not work."Â
"Get off my son/daughter, you bitch!"Â
"Try not to get worried."Â
"Iâm sure I just need some rest."Â
"You light a fire inside of me."Â
"I threw my pie for you."Â
"I wanna get out of here."Â
"Donât you dare leave me again, [ insert name ]"Â
"Life isnât a Katherine Heigl movie."Â
"Why are you so obsessed with him/her?"Â
"Of course, my horse."Â
"Youâre so naive."Â
"Thereâs no such thing as perfect."Â
"Imperfection is underrated."Â
"Itâs such an ugly world for something so beautiful."Â
"Iâm not fond of asking."Â
"Youâre so vain, I bet you think this song is about you."Â
"Are you challenging me?"Â
"This is the best fucking pie I have ever tasted."Â
"Little children should be seen and not heard."Â
"Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night."Â
"You belong to me."Â
"I will always wait for you."Â
"Youâre the magicianâs assistant in their dream."Â
"Donât marry her, fuck me."Â
"We will never be royals."Â
"There must be an angel, playing with my heart."Â
"I must be hallucinating."Â
"Will you marry me?"Â
"We were made to be together."Â
"Jesus loves you!"Â
"Sheâs got a boyfriend/girlfriend anyway."Â
"Just like me, they long to be, close to you."Â
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."Â
"Bad girls do it well."Â
"Donât you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend was hot like me?"Â
"You do not own me."Â
"I own you."Â
"Thereâs a difference between wanting something and needing it."Â
"Why so serious?"Â
"Describe your perfect date."Â
â[ insert name here ] is flawless.âÂ
"Do you have to a pretentious bitch all of the time?"Â
"Okay?"Â
"This is our infinity."Â
"Ask me again when you learn some manners."Â
"When I am with you, thereâs no place Iâd rather be."Â
"Did we really just do that?"Â
"At the end of the day, thereâll be nothing but trouble."Â
"When will my life begin?"Â
"Now that weâre friends, Iâve decided to make you my new project."Â
"Look at you as fragile as a flower."Â
"Guess I always knew this day was coming."Â
"Trust me, pet. Mother knows best."Â
"Please, sit. Make yourself at home."Â
"Iâm allergic to bullshit."Â
"Is it your aim to ruin my life?"Â
"My fate is in your hands."Â
"Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead."Â
"I wanna stay inside all day."Â
"Are you satisfied?"Â
"People will talk."Â
"For goodness sake, let us be young."Â
"Iâm nobody."
Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will
help them order food when itâs too scary
walk with them through crowded places
help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
not get tired of answering âno, youâre not annoying, silly goose! Youâre adorable and I love youâ no matter how many times itâs needed
and if youâre that friend, bless u for being fab <3
Anonymously tell me what you think of my character portrayal.
    âWow, I almost didnât recognize you without the handcuffs.  â You finally worked out how to get out of them without a hacksaw?â
"Okay, smart-ass. Actually my Lawyer got me out them."

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Is this really the end?
"Did you know?"
"Know what?"
"That he was depressed?"
The lifeless male laid there in the Hospital bed, eyes closed, hearing the nurse talk to an UN-familiar voice. His second attempt of Suicide. The boy never cried, but, he felt a slight tear trickle down his pale cheek, hand reaching over to touch the already healed scars, yet you could feel exactly where they where. The room turned silent when Crash made the slightest of movement, as if they weren't expecting him to move. Hazel eyes slowly opened, the room was now, empty. Nobody by his side, just him. Alone. Again.
Ever since the accident with his little brother, Crash was never the same. He turned towards drugs, booze, violence, anything to get his mind off for when his brother died, turning on his side slightly, he seen his clothes, pulling his usual flannel jacket, he quickly dug through the pocket, pulling out the small folded note that had his suicide note on it. The male read it with clenched teeth, already regretting that he didn't push a bit harder on the blade.
;Do not grieve for me. My nerves are all shot and for the last year I have been in agony day and nightâexcept when I sleep with sleeping pillsâand any peace I have by day is when I am drugged by pills.;
He was soon interrupted by another unfamiliar face.
psa: if you ever have any questions about my character, you are always welcome to ask them. i encourage asking questions for it also helps me develop my character further or help explain something unclear.