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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"

"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"

"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."

"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."

"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?"

"I don’t know you, but thanks."

"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"

"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."

"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"

"It’s none of your business. We just met."

"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."

"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"

"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"

"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."

"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."

"You know, most people watch porn at home."

"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."

"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"

"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."

"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs."

"The girls team beat the boys!"

"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."

"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."

"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."

"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"

"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."

"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."

"Being a freshman sucks."

"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."

"She/he told me they were a junior!"

"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"

"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"

"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"

"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."

"I definitely failed that test."

"I got an A on my essay!"

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."

"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."

"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."

"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."

"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."

"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."

"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!"

"I don’t need to listen to this."

"You’re lying."

"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."

"I can’t look at you."

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"If you say one more word, I swear…"

"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."

"You must be crazy."

"I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."

"What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."

"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"

"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want."

"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."

"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."

"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."

"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."

"Please, don’t leave me."

"I need you more than you will ever know."

"I love you more than I could ever express in words."

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"

"I brought vodka and ice cream."

"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."

"I can’t believe you went without me!"

"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"

"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"

"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."

"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

"What do you think about this outfit?"

"Bend over."

"It’s not going to get up by itself, you know."

"I thought you’d be bigger."

"Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?"

"I can’t find my vibrator."

"Just set your phone on vibrate!"

"I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking."

"That’s it… do a little striptease for me."

"You can watch… but you can’t touch."

"Be quiet! They’re going to hear us."

"And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark."

"I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?"

"I want to be on top."

"That is one fine ass."

"You look like a screamer."

"Let me tie you up."

"What’ll our safeword be?"

"I love making you squirm."

send one of the following sentences to me for my muses response. mixture of angst, fluff, nsfw and everything inbetween. taken from sources such as movies, tv shows, songs and my own brain. 

"How long have we been down?" 

"Am I supposed to just let you go?" 

"Are you real?" 

"Shut up and kiss me." 

"You look homeless." 

"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?" 

"I’m not gay/lesbian." 

"I’m destined to be a crazy cat lady/man." 

"Time won’t change me." 

"It’s empty in the valley of your heart." 

"You did this?" 

"I will hold on hope." 

"Shit, you really are tone deaf." 

"I’d rather burn than boil." 

"I see you found my little…hobby." 

"Never trust a drunk." 

"You have no idea what I’m capable of." 

"Long live the Queen/King" 

"It’s like a warm, wet hug." 

"I predict a riot." 

"I’m in no mood." 

"Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah?" 

"There’s nothing I hate more than a racist." 

"Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse." 

"Killers don’t wear aprons." 

"As you wish." 

"Word of advice, shithead. Don’t you ever wake up." 

"You’ve never heard of Leonardo Dicaprio?!" 

"If you try to fuck me then I shall fuck you too." 

"Rock and Roll’s the Devils work." 

"You’re a fat loser and you have body odour." 

"I am lost and so alone." 

"I’m asking for your guidance." 

"My father thinks you’re evil." 

"I still have your underwear." 

"I’m pregnant." 

"Show’s over, motherfuckers." 

"Aw dude, this is one gay looking taser." 

"If it wasn’t for you, I’d be dead." 

"If you don’t pay your rent, I’m kicking you out." 

"That is so punk rock!" 

"It’s a nice day for a white wedding." 

“God. This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.” 

"People are strange." 

"It’s a nice day to start again." 

"I’ve been gone for fourteen days. I could have been gone for more." 

"Do you think he’ll/she’ll ever come home?" 

"They tried to stone me, my dear. It did not work." 

"Get off my son/daughter, you bitch!" 

"Try not to get worried." 

"I’m sure I just need some rest." 

"You light a fire inside of me." 

"I threw my pie for you." 

"I wanna get out of here." 

"Don’t you dare leave me again, [ insert name ]" 

"Life isn’t a Katherine Heigl movie." 

"Why are you so obsessed with him/her?" 

"Of course, my horse." 

"You’re so naive." 

"There’s no such thing as perfect." 

"Imperfection is underrated." 

"It’s such an ugly world for something so beautiful." 

"I’m not fond of asking." 

"You’re so vain, I bet you think this song is about you." 

"Are you challenging me?" 

"This is the best fucking pie I have ever tasted." 

"Little children should be seen and not heard." 

"Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night." 

"You belong to me." 

"I will always wait for you." 

"You’re the magician’s assistant in their dream." 

"Don’t marry her, fuck me." 

"We will never be royals." 

"There must be an angel, playing with my heart." 

"I must be hallucinating." 

"Will you marry me?" 

"We were made to be together." 

"Jesus loves you!" 

"She’s got a boyfriend/girlfriend anyway." 

"Just like me, they long to be, close to you." 

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard." 

"Bad girls do it well." 

"Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend was hot like me?" 

"You do not own me." 

"I own you." 

"There’s a difference between wanting something and needing it." 

"Why so serious?" 

"Describe your perfect date." 

”[ insert name here ] is flawless.” 

"Do you have to a pretentious bitch all of the time?" 

"Okay?" 

"This is our infinity." 

"Ask me again when you learn some manners." 

"When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather be." 

"Did we really just do that?" 

"At the end of the day, there’ll be nothing but trouble." 

"When will my life begin?" 

"Now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project." 

"Look at you as fragile as a flower." 

"Guess I always knew this day was coming." 

"Trust me, pet. Mother knows best." 

"Please, sit. Make yourself at home." 

"I’m allergic to bullshit." 

"Is it your aim to ruin my life?" 

"My fate is in your hands." 

"Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead." 

"I wanna stay inside all day." 

"Are you satisfied?" 

"People will talk." 

"For goodness sake, let us be young." 

help them order food when it’s too scary

walk with them through crowded places

help them laugh it off when they make a mistake

not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed