the last three years have been a royal shitshow

Well, according to Commission Handbook Chapter 27, subsection 3b, the seven stages in paradox psychosis are… stage one: denial, two: itching, three: extreme thirst and urination, four: excessive gas, five: acute paranoia, six: uncontrolled perspiration, and seven: homicidal rage.

five & klaus parallels (part 10)

Klaus Hargreeves Aesthetic

the seven stages (2.08)

The Umbrella Academy + weather

[requested] klaus’ expressions in s1 and s3

[ID: Ten-piece-gifset of five instances where Five is dehumanised by Commission agents throughout Season 1 of the Umbrella Academy. The Commission agents talk over his personhood to his face, often with casual smiles and compliments. Five's reaction to this treatment evolves from confusion over concealed anger and open rage to exasperation. Detailed ID in alt. End ID.]

TheElliotPage: Meet Viktor Hargreeves

ALLISON HARGREEVES IN THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | S01E01 “We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals”

SEASON 1 | SEASON 2 | SEASON 3

diego & ben + hugging scene (for @teal-vampire)

Klaus Hargreeves

1.1

Justin H. Min for the IMDb Studio at Sundance (2022)

smokin’