Too Hot to Handle, and Too Cold to Hold...

…want. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrHEr5nn2FJOIcxDZ4p1xqA2TZ7XzdWRku5Z3k0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hnirlt8yppzx

Strutting into Monday like… #brewers #ourcrewouroctober (at Lake Forest, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BorDvKWA_Hmp06fg0IAhEHRkCTHLbeCjkjnD9o0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bdk3n0wdt8q4

What are the odds of hitting 20,000 on the nose? https://www.instagram.com/p/BoTvpl_gZBokJb2KesoQTUfp6Eqlj6giiqXQO00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sdbfabvy05em

My tea must think I have the day off of work. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm1DybghGbH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12bseys76c58h

OMG These things are trrraaaaaaaaaaaash. Who’s out here enjoying these?!? #Capriccio

To be fair, the space WAS open. (at Pick 'n Save)

*sips* OMG this drink is perfect! *sips* Yes, this is aweso—wait, it’s gone already? #ice #ice #moreice #themostice #iceonice #iceicebaby #starbucks #grande #greentealemonade #washere (at Starbucks)

As if I didn’t already have enough obstacles to overcome in life, now I have to figure out why I can’t win in Street Fighter II when I had this game mastered in the 90’s. Why now, Capcom?

As if I didn’t already have enough obstacles to overcome in life, now I have to figure out why I can’t win in Street Fighter II when I had this game mastered in the 90’s. Why now, Capcom?

This is what happens when you don’t know how to use your phone and you create screenshots every time your pull it out of your pocket. (at Lake Forest, Illinois)

I could’ve hung out at the Riverwalk forever. (at Riverwalk, San Antonio Texas)

I94. North. To downtown. #mke (at Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

You expect me to see stuff like this and go back to the Milwaukee Auto Show? Ha! (at The Chicago Auto Show)

Yooooo! The Milwaukee Auto Show lets you sit in a few cars. But the Chicago Auto Show has TEST TRACKS! They’re actually driving cars in here! (at The Chicago Auto Show)

Lit. 🔥 (at W Chicago - Lakeshore)

I just bought a new TV. Am I excited over the sharp picture detail? Nope. Am I hyped over the wide array of colors? Nah. The only reason I love this purchase is because my remote control… has a remote control button!

Is it possible to find a woman with this mindset?