I may not be honest, at least I admit that I lie

Bay Area Staffers Delight ;) #politicalfamily (at Civic Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt7RsvljOjKlsQB4XJa5Li2SWImULIxPv5gKQ40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lulv64tl41s8

Chris got jokes (round 3) (at The Masonic) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bql8J0xD7XKIWSf8rFAhg0D2BEi9k9qYio1Yrk0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9utz7rxrlmz

old phone....who dis? 📸: @lysokeefe (at MUSEUM OF ICE CREAM SAN FRANCISCO)

What a perfect moment to witness. It is an honor to have the Mayor of my City be #LondonBreed (at Civic Center)

Thank you to @vicnsf for making 10 year old Anna’s dream of being at top of the Transamerica Pyramid come true! (at Transamerica Pyramid)

“I don’t have friends, I got family” - Dominic Toretto, Furious 7 (at Tel Aviv, Israel)

White Sheep • Black Goat • Camel #theprofessor (at Masada Fortress)

Happy Mother’s Day to the cutest Communist turned Libertarian on the planet. (at Trick Dog)

Everything I wanted and more. (at New York, New York)

Giggles with the most powerful woman in America #MadamLeader (at Golden Gate Club)

61 Floors Up (at Salesforce Tower)

#Chris got jokes (at San Jose Improv Comedy Club)

I want to thank my incredible friend Conor and his talented sister Momo for my gorgeous new art! #maleseahorsesgivebirth

The best part of Chicago #fitzpatricks (at South Loop, Chicago)

#Dave got jokes (at Punch Line San Francisco)

As #Ginuwine would say: If you’re horny let’s do. Ride it my #Pony (at MUSEUM OF ICE CREAM SAN FRANCISCO)

My ride and co-pilot for the day #flyordie (at BAY AREA)