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I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.
This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.
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This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.
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not she berry or he berry but no berry
and that is berry good
The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.
magical girl ralsei !!! (my favourite new sprite from chapter 5 (i think))
You are filled with the power of fluffy boys! ...Or princesses! Who knows?
Looking forward to them figuring themselves out :)
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This has been an illuminating week for exposing Tumblr's Nazi Bars, huh 😅😅 Jesus.
Like if we're not allowed to point out the unapologetic racists and the rapists in the room, and we're not allowed to say we at least don't wanna BE in the room with them, what exactly ARE we "allowed" to do? How is forcing me to lie about and interact with people who are allowed to hate and/or harm me... Better for maintaining and uplifting community? How is this a better outcome for everybody 😅
sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
Is it licking boots?
because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.
my jaronas….
I appreciate that deltarune referenced franziska and trucy because I feel like most media that references ace attorney only ever reference the first game and even then you're lucky to see a Maya. So I'm glad they cut just a little deeper with this outfits.
the rise from the ashes replay experience
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I love how Phoenix and Gumshoe are always annoyed to see each other at the beginning of every case as if they completely forget that they’re fucking homies. At the end of one game, Gummy will be all like “I’d march into hell alongside you, pal” and Nick’s like “You really are a reliable guy, detective” then literally the next game they’ll be all like “OH THIS FUCKING GUY AGAIN!!!”
ok so if i was in charge of ace attorney here is the aa7 i would make:
full remake. no announced returning characters from previous games.
prologue. the game opens with that insane legal academy from aa5 where students are either defense attorneys, judges, or prosecutors. we see a pair of twins (identical, yet different genders) and their childhood friend.
twin A is a prosecutor. twin B is a defense attorney. childhood friend C is a judge.
we see a cutscene of these three at graduation, affirming their eternal friendship, despite their paths separating, and vowing to uphold justice or whatever. possibly they hint at some tragic backstory.
the game then offers you a choice a la pokemon: are you a defense attorney, or a prosecutor? you select one of the twins. you then enter one of two story paths.
ideally i think each of these paths will have 3 cases and ideally they will be three separate cases. the twins will not see each other during this part of the game, and will only hear of each other's exploits in passing. these 3 cases would be typical aa-style cases with investigation and courtroom portions, even for the prosecutors, which is the one thing i think was missing in aai and aai2.
these cases will initially seem to be three separate crimes, but will be connected somehow to an underlying legal conspiracy of some kind that you will gradually start to uncover.
C will be the judge for all 6 cases.
when you have finished one path, you will be on the cusp of discovering some important information, and the game will prompt you to play the other.
when you have completed both paths, you will unlock a massive final case, where you will have to unravel the conspiracy and discover what evil soul is at the heart of it. spoiler alert, it will be your childhood friend the judge, who is presiding over the case.
in my dreams, you get to decide who you play this case as, and it unfolds differently depending on whether you play as A or B. I think it would be cool if the twin you aren't playing as has a different motivation for opposing you depending on which twin you, the player, choose to be.
for example--maybe if you play the case as prosecutor, your twin will do a bad job defending their client because they are in love with C and don't want them to go to jail, and you have to convince them to Believe In Justice. but if you play as defense attorney, your twin will prosecute your innocent client relentlessly because they have been fed false information that you are in the legal conspiracy, and you have to convince them to Believe In You.
i know in my heart aa7 will open with lamiroir being murdered before trucy and apollo find out she's their mom, thereby giving capcom a chance to give apollo a fourth tragic backstory. but i can dream.
i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”
might update with more images at some point
Some of the ones I've accumulated
i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa
big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave
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we talk about how cis people are just handed a gender and accept it without thought but I think what we fail to mention is that the same happens with sexuality
this extends beyond the bounds of simple heterosexuality. it's also about being told that you enjoy skinny white cis women with button noses and straight hair and no stretch marks and no cellulite etc. lotta gay people never let go of that one!
On tumblr, you can say "don't stick a fork in that electric outlet in the wall, getting electrocuted that way is really bad for you", and people will reply with "but what if I use a knife? Is that dangerous too or am I allowed to do that?" And another one is like "op is lying it's actually 100% safe fun and cute uwu" because they live in a house with the electricity cut off. A third one goes "oh my god I had no idea I've been risking my life every single time I poke a fork at the wall. I just like the way the wallpaper feels when I puncture it. No wonder mom yells at me every time I do it! D:"
And then it explodes into an argument concerning whether or not getting electrocuted is inherently, ontologically bad for you or not, because someone shared their story of how getting electroconvulsive therapy cured their depression and saved their life, and therefore OP is wrong for implying that going out of your way to get electrocuted is always wrong and bad in every situation.
