what sound does a sneeze make when it nuts

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

"X is a threat to Western civilization-" okay so first of all, your automatic conclusion that "the west" is fundamentally a force of good in the world that we should aim to protect and reinforce makes me wanna punch you

Gonna start leaving unsolicited comments about how I actually DONT shave my bush for sensory purposes

isabeau may not be a himbo, but it still remains true that him beau.

ohhhhh im so hungry. wont you use /feed to give me a yummy treat?

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

This, but also for enby amabs going by he/him and with hairy chests and beards

[ID: tags by some user that frustratedasatruar reblogged from: "The way y'all treat nonbinary people who present similarly to cis people of their assigned gender says a lot about other patriarchal rhetoric you have yet to unpack. Oh, the afab nonbinary she/her is an attention seeking cunt who just wants to be special? The amab nonbinary he/him is an aggressive predatory creep? Hmmm! Wonder where you got that!" End ID.]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

needs a pop of color . . . I think some red accents would really give it that homey feel :)

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clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

If you ever see me with a backwards cap that means I'm in dick sucking mode

Imagine losing a game you rigged