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xenosaurus

every time a website describes "appetite suppressant" as a feature of a type of food, i kill another hostage

xenosaurus

"nuts are an appetite suppressant!" BECAUSE THEY ARE FOOD. YOU ARE LESS HUNGRY BECAUSE YOU ATE FOOD.

xenosaurus

the diet industry is so unbelievably fucked and it’s in your fucking walls. “keeps you full longer so you don’t get hungry an hour after lunch when you’re trying to do something” is a neutral statement of benefit but no we have to treat pistachios like crucial medicine in the war against basic bodily functions.

eating disorder recovery is just getting angry over and over again because food is treated like some horrible necessary evil instead of one of the great joys of life. eat some nuts because they taste good and you are a living thing that thrives on pleasure and calories. you need both.

I need to get some sleep but in case you need to hear it: you deserve to eat. your appetite is not the enemy. if you can, treat yourself to a filling meal of foods you love today. throw pistachio shells at people. be free.

xenosaurus

DISCLAIMER: if you or your selected victim have a nut allergy, consider throwing rocks instead. I love you.

ryebreadgf

can’t get over the oldest living olive tree being over 4000 years old. imagine someone in 200 bc being like look at this old tree. so many living breathing people existed before us and they had lives just like ours and they lived in the same world we live in, only younger. if you stop for a second and close your eyes and listen you can hear what they heard. someone looked at this tree when it was just a sprout. someone ate the first olive from it. and then 2000 years later someone else thinks the very same thing

wraithbride

this is a lilligant appreciation post

lizardsfromspace

Johnny Depp's comeback should not happen, but if it does happen, let's all at least hope anyone who gives him a chance gets the chance to re-discover that late period Johnny Depp was not in fact cancelled but was already box office poison

lizardsfromspace

His new film is indeed yet another straight remake of A Christmas Carol but the poster/tagline implies it's some origin story about young Scrooge and the image of Johnny "older than Michael Caine was when he starred in Muppet Christmas Carol" Depp trying to play a sexy young Ebenezer Scrooge is too awful to not play around with in your mind a little bit

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beemovieerotica

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

medievaljournalist

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

sonicskullsalt

I am begging fic writers on this our beloved tumblr to get acquainted with the Keep Reading feature and to also use it. Please and thank you

blackmagicbambii

Its right there:

Just... in case people don't know...

northisnotup

quasi-normalcy

I literally think that neoliberals don't even see the public as NPCs; they see them as an abstract aggregate "population" like they're playing Civilization III; and if they just press the right buttons they can fix the "low morale". They don't understand that some things are personal for us because they don't see us as persons.

quasi-normalcy

They do not, crucially, understand how personally they are hated.

animentality

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1five1two

'Semele'. Jannik Senium. 2025.

fallingtowers

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

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awkwardexxodus

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

awkwardexxodus

the specific build in question btw

parchmentengineer

I looked up some of the artist's other builds and they're all just absolutely incredible

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the-clapping-smiling-pig

weed is the stupidest drug. all its nicknames are like booboo, stinky winky, gushy and one of the popular ways to consume it is in cookies and candy.

lakevida

we could have had it all

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