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kuchisake-rojin
Grabs Kakuzu’s cloak. Claims.

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Hoots and hollers and makes a general mess of things.
’Praise our dear Lord Jashin’
Amen!!
So maybe my Hidan muse has always been stronger than I anticipated.

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kuchisake-rojin:
“Why?”
There really was no reason for him to provide any aid for his partner. After all, he’d made the first move; why should he pity the fool? He’d gotten his just desserts, like it or not. Now he had to deal with what he had wrought.
“Clearly you aren’t using it.”
Zing.
“...”
He squints, and grinds his teeth.
“I need my body,”
To be at the mercy of anyone other than his God is absolutely shameful. How disgusting, how volatile.
“Please.”
kuchisake-rojin:
“Oh? Are you going to make me? Here, I’ll help.”
He didn’t reel his foot back very much before he punted Hidan’s decapitated head closer to his body. Fairly morbid for him to find it endlessly amusing. Hidan was such a pathetic groveler when he was powerless to react physically.
“There. Maybe now you can throw your thick skull at your opponents instead of being useless and lying in the dirt without your damn head.”
Now he was just cursing under his breath. Cursing Kakuzu, cursing the dirt in his mouth, cursing his body for being so far away, cursing the Akatsuki, cursing the trees and the clouds and the bugs, etc. Being generally loud and yelling, you know.
“That fucking hurts you know!”
Unfortunate that he couldn’t spit in his partner’s direction under these circumstances; so he feigned calm.
“-Kakuzu,” there’s his pitiful, ‘help a brother out’ voice, “please put my head back on, come on,”
kuchisake-rojin:
“I can complete my tasks without you. I’ve done it before.”
Was he actually being completely serious? Hard to tell, since his tone of voice never really changed. His true intentions were anyone’s guess.
“Beg all you want; I’m not in the mood for your bitching and whining.”
He would be much less annoying headless and on the ground.
“Don’t!”
“You can’t leave me here!”
He always gets a little more ornery without his body.
“Put my fucking head back on!”
No amount of scrunching his brows or moving his mouth is going to get him any closer to his neck all the way over there.
What a sight this must be.
kuchisake-rojin:
He would. In fact, he did.
“And before you start asking, no, I’m not going to stitch your head back onto your body. Your actions have consequences, Hidan. It’s time to face them.”
You don’t tempt the bull.
That was quick.
“-FUCK!”
“No way you can’t just leave me like this, don’t we have places to be or someshit? Kakuzu!”
Then began the complaining. Of course he’s never learn.
“-Please - no - come back,”
kuchisake-rojin:
This basic bitch.
“Keep pushing me, and I’ll lop your head off.” he growls, tag exploding in a darkened fist. His hand still bled; even he couldn’t catch the tag fast enough to not draw blood.
“You wouldn’t,”
He even cranes his neck to further any temptation.
Victory lights a fire in him when he notices the blood - not that he’d ever take pride in wounding his partner, but it was funny to think he was able. At least he was getting what he wanted.

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Praise our dear Lord Jashin’
AMEN!
whatcha lookin at punk
ps this is spinel (kunzite n tourmaline)
he even has a cute lil theme
this fucker has a gem verse lmao. he looks ridiculous.
Woops...
Ayumu still pushed further against the currents, not wanting argue with the human on shore. It was the middle of the night and he had been awoken by the bloated body and had to drag the thing out half-asleep. He did not care why the man was killed, nor did he care what the loud mortal did, as long as he got to finish a good night’s sleep he’ll be fine.
But no.
“Jussst because you are done with it doesn’t mean you lossst responsibility for it.” God, he was so sleepy and this person wanted to argue. “Jussst leave it there then if you don’t want to deal with it, I’m going home!” He huffed, now waded up to his waist in sea water. “And if you litter on my ssside of the water again, I’ll eat you!” His secret identity be damned, he was too tired for this bullshit.
“Oh, you’ll eat me, huh?”
Hidan waved his bloody pike at this mysterious watery guy, who had the nerve to up and try to make him take responsibility for his kill.
“I’d like to see you try,”
And hey, he could go for another fight. That pesky little guy didn’t put up much of one anyway. Obviously, he’s dead.
“Unless you’re too much of a pansy,”
While it was very, very evident that this strange man with a weird affinity for water was trying to get out of a risky situation, Hidan thoroughly enjoyed pressing buttons and pushing boundaries and getting rises.
Woops...
He stared at the other, slowly blinking at his words. “Put it back? No, I mossst certainly will not. It got ssstuck in my lair! How would you like it if i went to your home a placed dead bodiesss in it!?” Ayumu snapped back. Humans; think they can do whatever they want.
“If you’re going to dump a body may I sssuggest doing it on the other ssside of the shore where I’m sure a nice ssschool of fish will come nibble, but not here. Never do this again, human.”
He dropped the body back onto the sand and started walking back towards the ocean, still muttering to himself angrily about those ‘littering mundanes’.
“Last I checked, I don’t give a shit,”
Hidan went and kicked at the corpse, already starting to bloat. He made a face at how it was starting to stink, trying to wave it away.
“It’s not my problem anymore, I’m done with it. You take it to the other side of the shore. You’re the one who’s bitching about it.”
Might have been his kill, but he sure as hell wasn’t going to take responsibility for it after he had already taken the effort to drag it all the way into the water and nudge it until it started to sink. His hands were almost free of the blood already anyway.
“You can take the bail for that if you wanna. Your problem.”

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Woops...
Ayumu really hated human flesh. It was chewy to eat, rotted quickly and attracted every insect in a 50 mile radius. Thank God he didn’t have to eat this bag of bones, but he could let some random dumped corpse make its way into his underwater lair now could he?
So alas, he was up in the middle of the night, grunting as he pulled a water logged body onto shore where hopefully the authorities could find it and take it off his hands. But of course someone was there on shore as well. What a coincidence.
“I assure you it’sss not what it looksss like.”
“Hey, put that back,”
He was packing up after his ritual; Wiping excess blood off his spear, doing his best of cleaning up the area, the hole in his chest was still throbbing and pulsing with a need to be repaired.
“I tossed that thing down there for a reason,”
Corpses didn’t need any kind of proper burial when he was finished with them, and he sure as hell didn’t need anyone tying him to a body.
Well, not that it mattered. He had his ways around authorities.
“I don’t remember placing you under house arrest, Hidan. You aren’t going anywhere near my home, because I’d rather not have it destroyed and my pet killed.”
He shook his head.
“Go make some friends. Get a hobby, kill someone; I don’t care. Just don’t get caught and don’t rope me into anything I won’t get anything from.”
Why was this his problem, again?
“Then why the fuck do you beat me into submission whenever I find something fun to do?”
Something fun like bloodying up his apartment, making lots of noise, screaming, bringing sleazy people over to kill in brutal, loud ways, playing with the police...
Fun things.
It was hard enough to properly pay respects to his Lord without Kakuzu ripping him a new one for getting blood on the carpet.