Tf animated skits, operation: parental megs, our mission: make people smile.
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*shattered glass, kidnap to adopt au*
SG! Bumblebee, knawing and biting megatron’s arm:
SG! Optimus in stasis cuffs: … is that even hurting you?
SG! Megatron: no, not really. Is it supposed to?
SG! Optimus, rolling his optics: fragging feral thing.
Megatron, writing: hmm…. Yes I’d do that.
Lugnut: my gracious leader, may I ask what are you doing?
Megatron: hm? Oh just signing some adoption forms.
Lugnut: oh ok… wait-. You’re planing on an heir?
Megatron: indeed. It’s a long story
Blackarachnia: Optimus, late as ever
Optimus prime: arachnia! Give me the anti-venom.
Blackarachnia: unlikely, your ninjabot will never online
Optimus prime: grrr-! Wait…. What about bumblebee??
Blackarachnia: the minibot…? He’s just asleep, watch. *pokes bumblebee*
Bumblebee, stirs before snuggling back in unconsciousness:
Blackarachnia: yeah, I don’t know how either. Can we just get this over with?
Optimus prime: … yeah, sure.
Jazz: you’re telling me. That bumblebee…. The sweetest kid ever to live-.
Prowl: he’s not that sweet.
Jazz: is also the tyrant’s son! The protoform eater?!
Jazz: … HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS?!!?!
Prowl: lots of practice… also it’s a lot more complicated than it needs to be.
*Turned into a sparkling au* (still working on/finding a better name for it)
Sparkling bumblebee, internally: ok, I just have to get out of here, find the others and return home safely before I get eaten-.
Megatron, picking up bumblebee: come here little one, you must be hungry. I just made you some low grade energon.
Sparkling bumblebee, still internally: who are you…. and where the pits have you been when my carrier died?!
*shattered glass mega-dad au*
SG! Megatron: who’s the cutest babybot in the world~! Who’s the cutest babybot!
SG! Babybee, internally: don’t you patronise me father/mother, I’m the being of destruction, you’ll be the first once I get my servos on your helm-
SG! Megatron: do you want num nums? I got some strawberry alloy purée for a growing bot!
SG! Babybee, internally: you live another day, father/mother. You live another day.
Ultra Magnus, doing his thing: hmm… maybe I should cut this out of funding-.
Ghost! Shutter: do that and I’ll give you nightmares for decades
Ultra Magnus: *girlish screams* shutter! What in primus?!
Ghost! Shutter: pff-! I should do that more often, you should’ve seen your face!
Ultra Magnus: … you’re laughing at my face but not my scream?
Ghost! Shutter: please, that scream barely changed when I was alive.
Ultra Magnus, facepalm: damn it! It really didn’t change-…
Megatron, sitting still: are you done?
Babybee: almost… just three more and…. …done!
Megatron: fantastic, may I take them off?
Babybee: no! These stickers are supposed to protect you while you’re out! Keep them on… *puppy dog eyes* please!
Megatron, still covered in stickers, debriefing: -- as you see here, we’re behind schedule and we need to get involved with this immediately-.
Starscream: … is that a new fashion statement I’m not aware of or…?
Bumblebee, tired: hey dad/mom
Megatron: hey babybee, big day?
Bumblebee, climbing up on megatron’s lap: yep, bigger than I thought it was….
Megatron, amused: hungry?
Bumblebee: mm… no. *yawns* not really. *leans against megatron’s chassis* night dad/mom
Megatron: sleep tight. *back to the screen* where were we Blackarachnia?
Blackarachnia, optics wide:
Blackarachnia: … HE’S YOUR SON?!!?
(… Y’know what? Fuck it) *isekai au*
Bumblebee, before being reforged: boo! You just met this kid! And now he’s somehow the rightful heir?! Who the heck wrote-…. That petty glitch.
Sparkling! Bumblebee, internally: did I seriously get isekai’d?! Can this get any worse?
Cyclonus, entering the hall: your highness? What are you doing up so late?
Sparkling! Bumblebee: frag. I’m isekai’d to the worst story pad on cybertron.
*kidnap to adopt au + Arachnus prime*
Arachnus prime, staring at bumblebee:
Bumblebee, staring back: … well? Aren’t you gonna do something-?! WOAH!!
Arachnus prime, now with bumblebee in his arms: you’re my child now!
Bumblebee, confused: w h a t??
Arachnus prime, on a comm call: hey megatron, i’m adopting this autobot mini as our son!
Bumblebee, slightly panicking: WHAT?!!?!
*just a funny thought that came to mind*
Megatron, internally: please don’t have your carrier’s taste in mechs, please don’t have your carrier’s taste in mechs, please don’t have your-.
Bumblebee, w/blitzwing: hey dad!/mom! I’m dating your TIC blitzwing.
Megatron, head banging against the wall: every. Single. Time. Her coding wins. Every. Time!!
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For the long and short of it, I was board.
And during that boredom I had a random thought of megatron BEGGING primus internally for his son to not have her taste in lovers.
This was during my major boredom when I was looking at stuff for inspiration so seeing blitzbee pop up kind of gave me the… epiphany I needed to add, just one more skit scenario for funnies.