Issac

Dani misses everything.

And why the fuck not?

Because...no?

Dani misses everything.

Then just be my cuddle buddy.

But you called your pot buddy. I can't just switch between the two like that.

Dani misses everything.

I’m sober, honey. Drug free since like three months ago.

How are you going to summon your pot buddy and not have pot? Fuck you.

Dani misses everything.

Um.. stop being weird. 

Um..get me high and i'll consider it?

Dani misses everything.

I know that because I’m a B0$$

No, because you're going to get Camila Cabello to feature...

Dani misses everything.

You make me wanna write a Taylor Swift dance song that expresses how much you love One Direction more than me.

I would pre-order that song.

Dani misses everything.

I though your One Direction obsession was over.

It will never be over. *Naya rivera voice* Sorry, I'm not sorry.

Dani misses everything.

No it’s Farquad.

But Ziam and Larry? They can have beautiful little babies.

Dani misses everything.

That works for me. I bought you a kitty. I named him Farquad.

Can I change his name to Ziam?

Dani misses everything.

You know that personal space doesn’t exist in my world unless you have a chronic STD.

I have a chronic sexy disease. Does that count?

Dani misses everything.

*le tackles the fuck out of you*

*le pushes you off because ew* Personal space, Dani.