ISFJ Vibes

INFP

I wanna be alone

Alone with you does that make sense?

ISTJ

If I love you was a promise

Would you break it if you’re honest?

ESFJ

Tore my shirt to stop you bleeding

But nothing ever stops you leaving

INFJ

Isn’t it lovely, all alone?

Heart made of glass, my mind of stone

ENFP

But I know some day I’ll make it out of here

Even if it takes all night or a hundred years

INTJ

Don’t you know too much already?

I’ll only hurt you if you let me

ISTP

Bruises, on both my knees for you

Don’t say thank you or please

I do what I want when I’m wanting to

My soul? So cynical

ENFJ

And let me crawl inside your veins

I’ll build a wall, give you a ball and chain

ENTJ

You should see me in a crown

I’m gonna run this nothing town

Watch me make ‘em bow

ESTP

I’m bitin’ my nails

I’m too young to go to jail

It’s kinda funny

INTP

What the hell did I do?

Never been the type to

Let someone see right through

ISFP

Take me to the rooftop

I wanna see the world when I stop breathing, turning blue

ESFP

Bite my glass, set myself on fire

Can’t you tell I’m crass? Can’t you tell I’m wired?

ISFJ

I tried not to upset you

Let you rescue me the day I met you

I just wanted to protect you

But now I’ll never get to

ENTP

Today, I’m thinkin’ about the things that are deadly

The way I’m drinkin’ you down

Like I wanna drown, like I wanna end me

ESTJ

It’s not like me to be so mean

Me: You made yourself laugh..

INFJ: sincerely

ENTP: doubtlessly

INFP: respectively

ENTJ: flawlessly

INTP: continuously

ENFJ: sophisticatedly

ISFJ: faithfully

ESTP: dangerously

ISFP: preciously

ESTJ: remarkably

ISTP: barely

ESFJ: unpretentiously

ISTJ: sensationally

ESFP: postively

INTJ: considerately

INTJ: A hairdryer right next to a packet of jelly babies. No reason.

INTP: A picture of an incredibly obscure Serb anarchist just randomly plastered next to a map of the world, because he’s historically interesting.

ENTJ: A gun and a military-style beret neatly arranged on their desk.

ENTP: A water bottle with a piece of charcoal randomly shoved inside.

INFJ: A massive fold-out wardrobe containing almost everything they ever have found or ever will find useful.

INFP: A framed picture of an inspirational celebrity on their bedside table.

ENFJ: A woven wool decoration with a scenic picture glued to it.

ENFP: An electronic calendar that gives the date, time and weather entirely in German, because German is a great language, and why shouldn’t you own something like that?

ISTJ: About thirty different books on the war, next to a set of discs of Music They Like But Everyone Else Hates.

ISFJ: A cardboard cut-out of David Tennant stashed under the bed.

ESTJ: A picture of them looking incredibly sunburnt and dead inside - it’s only framed because it was the only good picture they have from their holiday.

ESFJ: A wireless speaker that they never realised looked suspiciously like a sex toy.

ISTP: Nothing particularly strange in their room, but open their laptop and you’ll find a Pinterest account which has more than 1000 pictures of anime guys saved to it.

ISFP: A styling head with a slightly loose fishtail plait in. It’s unusable because the hair got so knotted.

ESTP: A stash of their favourite chocolate hidden in their chest-of-drawers, in the same drawer as the socks.

Intj: learning something my watching a documentary

Infj: idealizing

Intp: Procrastinating

Infp: Daydreaming

Entj: Being a boss (lol idek)

Enfj: teaching

Entp: telling jokes

Enfp: talking

Istj: studying (or doing something nerdy)

Isfj: helping others

Istp: Fixing things

Isfp: painting

Estj: Working

Esfj: Gossiping

Estp: Playing sports

Enfj: Japan - Masters of cute and super smart at tech. A world leader in technology in fact. However can also go into inferior Ti mode and be brutal in war, or kill themselves or something (Japan has the highest rate of suicide last I checked).

Infj: Norway - Basically all of Scandinavia is infj, but Norway is the one Scandinavians love to hate. They give out the Nobel peace prize (kind of a big deal!) and also knighted a penguin once. Just for fun.

Entj: Switzerland - *puts up hands* Leave me out of it. *perfects the art of chocolate, cheese, knives, and also banking*. Kind of has a split personality (divided between France and Germany), but still cohesive.

Intj: England - supposedly prim and proper, but secretly weird.

Enfp: Israel - nobody really minds them much at first, but once they get to know them they’re polarised about whether they like them or not. They have a very varied personality, and you need to look at all their sides to really get them.

Infp: India - India is famous for being kind of… Aesthetic and aetherial? Lots of good vibes and pretty colours in India, in conjunction with some very big problems they’re trying to fix.

Entp: Russia - look up Russian drivers, or anything Russian really. Do I really need to continue?

Intp: Holland - Famously liberal, massive academic history, also famously blunt.

Esfj: Canada - Famously too nice.

Isfj: Poland - a proud country thst can’t seem to stop being invaded.

Estj: Germany - A highly efficient country. Basically runs Europe. Happier and softer than you’d think.

Istj: China - Honour and hierarchy.

Esfp: Brazil - Fun. Parties a lot. Attractive.

Isfp: Australia - we’re all top blokes, and so are isfps.

Estp: USA - NEEDS TO BE THE BEST.

Istp: New Zealand - Rugged, outdoorsy, weird, rich, does their own thing.

These were not chosen at random. I spent way too long on this and can justify each choice 😂

ISFJ

- main comfort in familiarity; strong sense of duty

- overwhelmed by/uncomfortable with new experiences they are unprepared for

- wish for harmony (happiness of the group as the base of society); (often reluctance in taking charge of it)

- possible over-reliance on what they (believe to) know to be true

ISTJ

- main comfort in familiarity; strong sense of duty

- overwhelmed by/uncomfortable with new experiences they are unprepared for

- wish for structural organisation (knowledge as the base of society); (often reluctance in taking charge of it)

- possible over-reliance on ego and “paralysed” by hurt feelings

INFJ

- careful thought processes to find how everything in life is connected

- uncomfortable with/quickly overwhelmed by too much sensory input (as it makes careful focus on thought more difficult)

- wish for harmony (happiness of the group as the base of society); (often reluctance in taking charge of it)

- possible over-reliance on what they (believe to) know to be true

INTJ

- careful thought processes to find how everything in life is connected

- uncomfortable with/quickly overwhelmed by too much sensory input (as it makes careful focus on thought more difficult)

- wish for structural organisation (knowledge as the base of society); (often reluctance in taking charge of it)

- possible over-reliance on ego and “paralysed” by hurt feelings

ESFJ

- creating and maintaining harmony as main drive (happiness of the group as the base of society)

- ignoring of/uncomfortable with reveal of “the truth”/objective fact if it interferes with sense of group-harmony

- wish for feeling of familiarity as it is comforting to them

- seek novelty as a way of getting away from their usual life (although often scary); (often avoidance behaviour)

ESTJ

- creating and maintaining structure as a main drive (relevant knowledge as the base of society)

- uncomfortable with/overwhelmed by own deep emotions as they are irrational and “are bound to create mistakes”

- wish for feeling of familiarity as it is comforting to them

- seek novelty as a way of getting away from their usual life (although often scary); (often avoidance behaviour)

ENFJ

- creating and maintaining harmony as main drive (happiness of the group as the base of society)

- ignoring of/uncomfortable with reveal of “the truth”/objective fact if it interferes with sense of group-harmony

- wish to figure out how everything is connected; use their conclusions as a tool for their main drive

- seek physical excitement as a way of getting away from their usual life (often avoidance behaviour)

ENTJ

- creating and maintaining structure as a main drive (relevant knowledge as the base of society)

- uncomfortable with/overwhelmed by own deep emotions as they are irrational and “are bound to create mistakes”

- wish to figure out how everything is connected; use their conclusions as a tool for their main drive

- seek physical excitement as a way of getting away from their usual life (often avoidance behaviour)

INTP

- main drive to know and understand everything that might be interesting; knowing everything means knowing the truth

- dislike of people’s harmony-focus as it might dispute their search of objective truth

- wish to explore everything extensively and leave no possibility out

- avoidance behaviour by sticking to the comfortable and familiar

ISTP

- main drive to know and understand everything that might be interesting; knowing everything means knowing the truth

- dislike of people’s harmony-focus as it might dispute their search of objective truth

- wish to constantly (be able to) be physically reactive to the world 

- possible over-reliance on perceived hidden connections and “recognising” bad intentions

INFP

- main drive to have an extensive understanding of the human (emotional) experience and their own selves

- uncomfortable with people ignoring the complexity of the human mind in favour of cutting something down to the necessary  

- wish to explore everything extensively and leave no possibility out

- avoidance behaviour by sticking to the comfortable and familiar

ISFP

- main drive to have an extensive understanding of the human (emotional) experience and their own selves

- uncomfortable with people ignoring the complexity of the human mind in favour of cutting something down to the necessary

- wish to constantly (be able to) be physically reactive to the world 

- possible over-reliance on perceived hidden connections and “recognising” bad intentions

ENTP

- fast thought processes to freely explore all possibilities without immediate subjective filtering

- uncomfortable with routine and micromanaging as it limits them in finding new topics to explore

- wish to learn and understand everything they might find interesting (possible reluctance in taking time for it)

- possible avoidance behaviour by convincing other people they’re always right/bringing their point across by resorting to personal (emotionally effective) attacks

ESTP

- main drive to constantly (be able to) physically react to and keep up with the outside world (“tennis hop”); objectively observant

- uncomfortable with intense focus on finding out how things connect on a purely theoretical level as it takes away from focus on physical reality and ability to be reactive

- wish to learn and understand everything they might find interesting (possible reluctance in taking time for it)

- possible avoidance behaviour by convincing other people they’re always right/bringing their point across by resorting to personal (emotionally effective) attacks

ENFP

- fast thought processes to freely explore all possibilities without immediate subjective filtering

- uncomfortable with routine and micromanaging as it limits them in finding new topics to explore

- wish to have an extensive understanding of the human (emotional) experience and their own selves (possible reluctance in taking the time for it)

- possible avoidance behaviour by reacting aggressively either verbally or physically (slamming doors more often than physical violence); appearing impersonal and “cold” or “cutting”

ESFP

- main drive to constantly (be able to) physically react to and keep up with the outside world (“tennis hop”); objectively observant

- uncomfortable with intense focus on finding out how things connect on a purely theoretical level as it takes away from focus on physical reality and ability to be reactive

- wish to have an extensive understanding of the human (emotional) experience and their own selves (possible reluctance in taking the time for it)

ISTJ: When someone’s sharing about their day, they just want you to listen. 

INFJ: People have their own sets of moral principles. Just because they don’t align with yours, doesn’t mean they’re wrong.

INTJ: Emotions may not be important to you, but they are important to others. Try not to dismiss theirs.

ENFJ: If you feel out of place, you’re in the wrong group of people.

ISTP: One of the best ways to connect is by sharing your thoughts. Being distant only drives people away. 

ESFJ: Only those who stay with you at your worst are your friends. 

INFP: You don’t need to change yourself to fit in. If you’re comfortable with who you are right now, that’s already good enough.

ESFP: Always set some time and space for yourself. You can’t take care of others if you haven’t taken care of yourself. 

ENFP: The way to connect isn’t just by giving to others. It’s also by receiving. 

ESTP: Don’t sacrifice other people’s happiness in pursuit of your own freedom. 

ESTJ: Some people approach you for help - but some, to take advantage of you. Learn to differentiate and know when to say no.

ENTJ: If you work in a group, the decision must be made together, not by yourself.

INTP: You should go easy on yourself sometimes. You’re only human after all. 

ISFJ: Learn to make your own decision, rather than letting others decide for you. Remember you are the one who’s going to bear the consequences, not them.

ENTP: Humility is a trait worth having.