i reincarnated into a tumblr poll,

CONGRATULATIONS!

[ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun screencap of Iruma, who's smiling and has a crown edited over him. End ID]

IRUMA SUZUKI versus CHIHIRO! you guys wanted propaganda so here it is-

iruma: he has ultimate evasion powers (can dodge anything), a magic ring with a funky little magic demon inside and also a fast-growing harem of friends and fans. his shounen friend-making skills are second-to-none. he made his teacher into his familiar accidentally, also accidentally made his crossdressed form into a popular demon idol and his blood has special human power or something. he eats anything and everything and is very good at surviving in the wild. and also he did every job ever (literally) ever since he could walk, to give money to his (metaphorically) soulsucking parents which is also why he has said survival skills.

“he's my poor little baby girl meow meow kind af and well written and i bite him with all my teeth not just my canines” “Hes the best”

chihiro: a lot of people had crushes on her dragon boyfriend as kids?,, she got her first job experience at like 12, and also broke curses and was the sensible one her adventurous parents should have listened to. (the voice of reason in the whole movie). she’s made friends with spiders. also made friends with a guy that tried to eat her and got him adopted. she is the horror movie audience that screams “TURN BACK”, she had really good instincts and was going through a lot and managed to pull through despite being under threat of turning into a pig to get eaten.

“one of the OG anime isekai films”

so.

ah, no, i didn’t really feel like typing out 64 characters and the spreadsheet wouldn’t let itself be screenshotted. but i did create tags for each round (isekai beatdown, isekai beatdown round 2, isekai beatdown round 3) if you wanted to go through them.