I hate boys

                       "Whoa!"               Cue a loud gasp that escapes from the child's lips.         "You look like a kappa! A huge kappa with giant spikes and stuff!"

                       "Nyaaaahhhh!"

                    "Hurry, it's raining really hard! Shelter, shelter, shelter!"

                   "Mei! Come here, I see a ghost! We'll have to tell mom about this!"

                    The young girl gasps at the sight of the snowman before her, "Oh wow, a yukidaruma in September! It's too early for those to be showing up... isn't it?" She looks at the little coal buttons he has on his mid-torso, then observes the long carrot nose sticking out in plain sight.

                 "Pardon, Have you seen a small four-year old girl anywhere around here? She's wearing a pink dress, uh- has brown pigtails sticking up like this." The girl demonstrates pigtails by putting single fingers that resemble horns a short length away from her ears.     "Her name is Mei."