idk idc

we all know it and love it- that one little patch of gray hair noel has in his bangs. in the late 2000s it was really obvious, especially before the rest of his hair went grey. i thought that’s when it started to go grey but!! after some detective work, i think it might have been there since 1994. exhibit 1:

i don’t think this is just his hair catching the light, there seem to be a few thick grey hairs right in that same spot. huh!

in 1995, this could be a trick of the light, but it is in the exact spot, isn’t it?

i couldn’t find any photos from 1996 that were high quality enough for me to feel confident it’s not just the light, but it’s pretty visible starting in 1997.

in 1998 i think it’s undeniably there- note the difference in texture from the rest of his hair!

it is 100% visible by 1999- you don’t have to try and spot it anymore.

2000 onwards, he has a bright silver patch in his hair and it’s so cute.

short little streak in 2002

and finally, in 2004, the contrast becomes the most obvious. delightful.

worst haircuts : best haircuts

gods favorite son : gods faggy son he’s embarrassed of

cisheteronormative volatility when drinking : slutty and cuddly 3 beer queer

dressing modestly : skin tight skinny jeans with cock outline

recurrent interview behavior: “no homo” : “yes homo”

loving mommy kink : mean stepmom kink

shot in the head in a trench during world war 1 : sleeps with an emotional support brotherlike corpse in his bed