no feeling is final

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

A fun but admittedly petty thing I do is when I see a post on social media where someone is saying “God bless Trump!! Pray for Trump!!”and suchlike, I comment, “Amen! Psalm 109:8-17!” And depending on the platform I’ll get likes/hearts/prayer hands emojis etc. but I’ve been doing this for months and so far no one has actually read the verse, I don’t think. Lol.

I love the idea that someone wrote such a good fucking burn book curse verse that someone was like "it's giving first class cunt, PUT IT IN THE BIBLE"

[ID: photo of a kitten sitting in a pink toy car with one paw on the front window and one on the steering wheel. /End ID]

you know who else works in mysterious ways? me.

it’s called having a heart of gold you fucking idiot

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

mentally im friends with a lot of u guys even if we dont talk or never have talked and probably will never talk directly. its ok. the warriors bond transcends words