Larys Strong Enjoyment Society (est. 2022)

they’ve always got Alicent Hightower in a situation that you would see in the plot of a mobile game advertisement

Daemon: Rhaenyra listen to me I saw a blond girl with dragons. A blond girl with dragons Rhaenyra. Now that may not seem at all unusual or miraculous to you or me probably because all our dragons are still alive and we have no reason to think anything is going to happen to them but would this woman who roofied me 58 times in a one week span have lied? Do you think she’d show me a tree man without cause? Do you think people are just blonde for no reason? Exactly. Now put your shoes on, we’ll avenge Jeremy

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness