Oh sweet irony

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.

No, she’s a bitch is what she is

what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”

LMFAOOOO

Look, rather than being petty and destroying it, why not talk to the girl. Really ask them why they are using the confederate flag. But no, low level terrorism is the answer.

LOW LEVEL TERRORISM?

Low level terrorism

ICONIC

world heritage post

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

Penwas :(

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

But if any amount of blood contaminates the rest, does the recycling still work when the "unused" blood mixes with the "used" blood? Or does the recycling process render the "unused" blood immune to the effect of the ancient ritual?

This is a very long way of saying that virgin blood just means fresh blood.

I dare you to try to briefly define a simple concept in a way that people on Tumblr can understand instantly and perfectly and with no additional clarifying questions.

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

see now when a tim drake fan posts tim drake hate you know it's coming from a place of expertise you know they did the work they did the research they know the lore they've earned the right to say he should be blown up. when a tim drake hater posts tim drake hate you just don't know if they hate tim drake for actual tim drake reasons or for some shit they just made up. it's superficial and uninspired at best. homegrown tim drake hate has work behind it. a sommelier cannot identify a bad wine without first mastering the identification of a good one

Just had a dream of a shape shifter trying to find the next body so they hold a character design contest and the winner’s oc becomes real

Do you think if shapeshifters are real they would open commission photoshoots like they turn into your oc and take selfies or idk go to the grocery and buy a sandwich, they would be so rich

ultimately the best way to prevent abuse is to organize society in such a way that everyone's needs are met wothout having to rely on a parent or employer or boyfriend or any one individual. obviously wont stop, like, manipulation or so on, but the ability to dangle basic needs over someone's head is one of the most powerful and consistant tools of abuse out there. if someone is able to just leave, and know that they will have access to food and shelter and clean water and education, that will enable so, so mamy victims of abuse to do just that.

really funny how like 10% of the comments are people going "nuh uh" and the remaining 90% are people going "this is literally whats happening to me/my mom/etc Right Now"

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

Every time one of these publications mentions Mamdani I remember that time he got a bidet installed and they tried to make it sound like a huge problem for the mayor of New York to have a clean arse.

A little known fact is that when under a truth spell, you can simply ask “why” they need to know instead of being forced to answer. You’ve already gone through 3 inquisitors, and the fourth looks like they are about to burst a vein.