Oh sweet irony

The Odyssey if the suitors were competent…

Vlad: Something about poor people wanting things like water and heat.

Danny: Oh. How exactly does a party help get that done?

Vlad: Supposedly, the host does a pledge of cash donations in the middle of the night and guests try to show off how much money they have by how much they give. The host then uses that money for charity to fix the issues.

Danny: In other words only 15% of the funds actually make it to the people in need?

Vlad: Bingo.

Danny: Ugh, gross. Do we have to be here?

Vlad: Do you want to fit in as New Money? Then we have to be here. At least we aren't sharing the same airspace as the rest of the city people.

Danny: There is that.

Jason spying on them through the vents: *tapping communicator* This is RH. I've found the targets. So far, they seem like your run-of-the-mill privileged 1% who think they are above everyone else. Real pretentious asses but otherwise harmless.

Bruce: Keep on them. They're overnight wealth is suspicious as well as their too perfect backgrounds. They have to slip up sometime

Jason: You on it

Vlad and Danny having super hearing: *galnces at eachother*

Danny: Of course, Gotham has people in the walls.

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

And Ilya is like "No I'm out for drinks with the guys. Did you not see that we won, Hollander?"

And Shane texts back like "Of course I saw, that's why I'm texting." Then a few seconds later: "Download this app right now. Be discreet." with an app store link. And Ilya texts back like '??? 🤨 Shane, have you been hacked?'

And Shane is like 'Just download the fucking app, asshole. This is your reward. Username is Jane2481. Fucking HURRY.'

9-1-1 operators in Pittsburgh were told to expect an increase in calls related to gunshots and explosions in the film’s production. (x)

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history