A Clever Bit Of Puppetry

Send me a ✆ to know your name / ringtone / picture in my muse’s phone.

Put "I like the view" in my ask and my character will react to yours saying that after accidentally catching mine naked.

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

could we just not be dicks and torture people and use this breathing water for more practical needs? like being mermaids perhaps? seriously guys, something cool gets found and you find ways to use it to fuck with other people. stop fucking doing that! seriously! 

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS MY DOG NEEDS PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL ATTENTION ASAP

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

If I receive 5 ✖ , I'll post a photo of my mun.

woah

THIS.

THIS

Wow

It’s sad from this poster, we know exactly what happened.

this makes me so angry

Whenever I hear people defending rapists by making excuses such as 'they lead them on' or 'did you see what they were wearing' I casually interrupt them and ask if 'my six-year-old-self was asking for it by simply wearing a uniform to school?'. IT. SHUTS. THEM. UP. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Once again, however, note how Tom is sitting compared to Chris. *smh*

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes