jade jabbers

enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

hope I am not just a mutual to you but also your parasocial best friend who you never never spoken to

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

for the low low price of reading a single poem you too can feel entirely alienated from everyone within your physical reach & yet completely connected to the unchangable truth of shared human experience