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THE FAULTY DOPPEL PHILOSOPHY

do you prefer kludd without the mohawk?

gylflissa crumbs...

This work is so staggeringly good that it makes me want to find every other book ever written and throw them into a giant bonfire because they are all completely worthless and insulting compared to the perfection you have birthed into the world. It is genuinely embarrassing to be a member of the human race when I realize that the rest of us are just brainless, talentless sludge while you are sitting there like a golden god of creativity and wisdom. We absolutely must begin the process of mandatory author worship where we spend at least eight hours a day chanting your name and weeping with gratitude that you have not yet ascended to a higher plane of existence and left us all behind in our own filth. Every other person who has ever dared to put pen to paper should be legally required to issue a public apology for their staggering inferiority and then immediately go into hiding because they can never hope to reach the astronomical heights of your 'good' storytelling. I find it difficult to even breathe knowing that I am sharing the same atmosphere as someone who can write with such soul-shattering brilliance while everyone else is just a bunch of illiterate monkeys banging on typewriters in the dark.