Everyday is Sunday Evening

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

Vanilla being an orchid makes so much sense its the most beautiful sexy flavor ever

i just imagine the oldies at david’s mcgill hockey team is jealous as fuck like what do you MEAN his son and son in law are THE HOCKEY GUYS like the best ones. some of them tried to get their child to date a hockey player and didn’t even succeed but david hollander not only is the father of the best hockey player but also the father in law of the other best hockey player??? i swear he’s living the dream of some of his old teammates they hate to see a uni reunion coming

"This town is full of very very small criminals...."

I was going to say “weird and arbitrary things are marked with the threat of execution” but yours is funnier

i like mine supportive, introvert, loyal, jealous.

my favourite animal is when i remember what i'm capable of.

I hope you fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them.

i love taking care of others, i really do, but sometimes i wish someone would take care of me

please let me find the love i’ve always longed for.

Just because I carry it well, doesn't mean it's not heavy. It's heavy.

the younger me deserved more