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I overhead my uncle yelling HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED TO THINK ALL THE YELLING YOU DO MIGHT HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO HIM BEING GAY?

It got quiet a moment, so I snuck toward the stairs and overhead my uncle say, THE BOY FEELS PRESSURED BY YOU, BRO, WITH, HACE YA FOUND A GIRL? WHERE’S MY GRANDKIDS? WHEN ARE YOU GROWING UP?

He continues saying DO YOU REALIZE MY NEPHEW HAS CRIED ON THE PHONE TO ME, TORN BETWEEN RUNNING AWAY TO ME, AND STAYING HERE, BETTER TO HAVE SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP, THAN BE OUT IN THE COLD?

I hear Dad say, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM? WHEN HE CAME OUT TO ME AND BEGGED ME NOT TO CRUSH HIS MOM, I SWORE TO HIM THAT I NEVER WOULD, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS GIVEN ME ENOUGH REASON. And then Dad started to cry.

Overheard my uncle say CMON, GET OVER TO THE COUCH, as my uncle said BRO, WHAT’S THAT BITCH BEEN SAYING THAT HAS YOU TWISTED?

My Dad said I WANT TO PROTECT THEM BOTH, SEE BOTH OF THEM HERE, HAPPY AND SATISFIED, BUT I’M BEEN ON OVERLOAD AND I’VE UNKNOWINGLY HURT MY OWN SON!

My uncle said, IF IT WILL TAKE A LOAD OF YOU’RE SHOULDERS, THEN LET ME MOVE HIM TO MY HOUSE, AND TELL YOUR WIFE THAT YOU SAW JUNIOR ONE MINUTE WALK OUT THE DOOR, AND HE NEVER RETURNED HOME.

My Dad says SHE’D CALL THE COPS AND WEIGH THEM DOWN.

My uncle then says WHAT IS HER OPINION OF ME? Dad says, SHE HAS NO IDEA YOU EXIST, BECAUSE YOU NEVER CAME TO THE WEDDING, BECAUSE YOU HAD THAT BOYFRIEND AT THE TME.

My uncle says THEN LET ME TAKE HIM HOME WITH ME, AND IF SHE ASKS TELL HER, MY BROTHER TOOK HIM HOME FOR AWHILE, WITH NO SET TIME OF COMING BACK?

Next thing I hear is the sound of my uncle walking up the stairs yelling NEPHEW, PACK LIGHT, YOU’RE COMING HOME WITH ME, AND I’M NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER!

I froze where I was, waiting for him to find me, when he says I SUPPOSE YOU HEARD EVERYTHING? I nod yes, and he says, PACK LIGHT, YOU’RE MOVING IN WITH ME!

As I do, I ask my uncle, CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST?

He responded by saying, WHEN WE GO TO BED TONIGHT, I CAN EXPLAIN ALL THE SORDID DETAILS, BUT FOR NOW GRAB YOUR STUFF AND LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!

So I grab everything I planned to take, we said thanks to Dad, hopped in his dually, and went to his house, just as Mom passed us. Heard later from Dad, she asked WHO WAS THAT MAN THAT TOOK JUNIOR AWAY?

He responded to her, A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE YOU NEVER MET, BUT PROMISED ME HE COULD WATCH OVER HIM…AND NO, I DOUBT IF WE SEE HIM AGAIN.

Getting to my uncle’s house,I nearly died seeing the size of it, I said THIS IS YOURS? He grinned, kissed my on the lips and said DON’T WORRY SON, WE’RE ALONE OUT HERE, IT’S ALL PAID FOR, AND YOU CAN BE NAKED WITH ME AS MUCH AS YOUR HEART DESIRES!

I went to grab my bags, when my uncle said, LEAVE IT IN THE TRUCK, I’M LOCKING IT UP, YOU WON’T NEED IT TONIGHT.

As I look at him he quickly gets undress and says COME TO THINK OF IT, I WON’T BE NEEDING THESE, so I did the same.

That’s when I started to get horny when he yelled BALD AND A BEAR JOCK, PERFECT!