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Episode 226: Suburbia

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, scooch up a bit to make room for language."

https://www.theallusionist.org/suburbia

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Episode 225: Hues

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, draw language like one of your French girls."

https://www.theallusionist.org/hues

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Episode 224: Cosmic Hairball

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, win the participation trophy at the language contest"

https://www.theallusionist.org/cosmic-hairball

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Episode 223: Bonus Bits 2025

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, present the annual parade of bonus bits from the year’s interviewees."

https://www.theallusionist.org/bonus2025

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Episode 222: A Christmas Carol

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, am today, for a change, reading the novelisation of The Muppet Christmas Carol, AKA A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens."

https://www.theallusionist.org/christmascarol

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Episode 221: Scribe

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, twirl language around my finger like a villain’s moustache."

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/scribe

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Episode 220: Disobedience

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, find some language that someone left out on the verge with a sign saying, "Free! Take it!" and it appears to be in perfectly good condition so I pick it up and carry it home, pat it dry, wish it goodnight, then discover the hard way that it's HAUNTED."

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/disobedience

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Episode 219: Making Trouble

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, carve a scary face into language and pop a tealight into it."

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/trouble

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Episode 218: Banned Books

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, sip language with a finger sticking out, all classy like."

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/bannedbooks

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Episode 217: Feminist coffee houses

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, stockpile language for the coming winter."

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/breadroses

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Episode 216: Four Letter Words: Terisk

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, hit language’s snooze button."

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/terisk

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Episode 215: Two-Letter Words

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, cheat on my own four-letter word season"

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/two

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Episode 214: Four Letter Words: Bane Bain Bath

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, am still receiving language's post from when it used to live here."

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Episode 213: Four Letter Words: Dino

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, use DNA technology to bring to life some long-extinct language."

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/dino

#the allusionist #helen zaltzman #in whiches #four letter words #dino #jurassic park #dinosaurs #hannah mcgregor #clever girl #material girls podcast

Episode 212: Four Letter Words: Park

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, rub language's back in the middle of the night to reassure it that there isn't a monster hiding under the bed."

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/park

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Episode 211: Four Letter Words: -gate

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, put freshly-baked language on the window sill to cool."

https://www.theallusionist.org/transcripts/gate

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Episode 210: Four Letter Words: 4x4x4 Quiz

"in which I, Helen Zaltzman, sell on eBay a big bag of language, lightly used."

https://www.theallusionist.org/allusionist/444

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