Leia Organa: What the hell were you thinking?
C-3P0: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic.
Leia Organa: You released ostriches.
I refuse to believe Threepio would make this mistake. He probably has a chart of which birds are appropriate in which cultures
Okay but what if that chart said ostriches were appropriate for the planet they were on?
then Leia is gonna have to listen to a 30 slide PowerPoint about why it was not only an acceptable, but a culturally appropriate and good choice.
not a single slide has any pictures





















