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it’s 20 years since the monica lewinsky scandal first hit the headlines so here’s your reminder that lewinsky was publicly humiliated and slutshamed at 24, has had the story stuck to her for years, and bill clinton has generally managed to shake it free despite multiple sexual assault/harassment accusations from other women

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

What 22 year old has 10 hours to sleep? I slept 6 hours last night.

God, parents who turn into entitled brats who think they’ve automatically won the maturity game because they forgot to use a condom one night are the worst