i hate hell

I have to quit my job to focus on doing fuckall nothing and rotting away

my cumfrot show #cumfrotshow

leave a comment on my tombstone so that when someone likes it you'll come back

thak god no one knows about the true nature of my tumblr blogs

"Works well under pressure" on my resume and im fucking lyiinnngggggggg

Jackin off is how I stim

Do u know any other bitch that can go from working at a nail salon to a taco place to a mechanics shop within the span of 4 months NO I don't think so I'm like barbie

I don't think I've ever seen anyone fuck it up like that my gkd

Testing the reblog thing here too

Having pronouns is lame bc they only matter when other people talk about u and like u never hear other people talking about u solike??????? whatever. if a tree falls in a forest and his pronouns are he/him does it matter

Fully clothed sex will cure me

Omegaverse is a scam invented by Big Fandom to sell more heat suppressants

*fruit fly lands on my hand* I am a friend to all creatures of the forest

My sparkle is dulling

does anyone know what to do. like in general