God, my head is killing me.
God, you’re even worse when you’re nagging? Shut up, I don’t look like I’m in pain.
I can do believable. Just show me. Basically all you do is make cocky and sarcastic comments all day. Don’t you have to go to work? I don’t know, do something useful?
I'm a regular nightmare. Some people find it endearing. Can't say I blame them. Yes, you do. It's why none of the nurses like you. Well, that and your general air of skankiness.
Well, first you have to think of something sad. I usually think of the state of your house, or all the holidays I never got to take as a child. Whichever.
Well, I like to play to my strengths, and sarcasm is where I shine. But I also work very hard. That's why everyone wants me as their intern.














