LAS GUERRERAS BRUTAL!

fairly obvious i’m not/never here but i do love lyra & thundra, so i’ve moved them to my main rp blog as like, a multi-muse thing. if you want to continue (or start) interaction with lyra or thundra, that’s where you can do it!

“What’s ‘too long?’ I like to make sure my melons are firm. I’m not interested in low-quality melons.”

I know how to get banned from a zoo.

I got called a lesbian at Whole Foods today. Which is true, but I didn’t do anything gay to give it away, I don’t think.

She worries far too much. In honesty, I probably didn’t need to come. But, since I’m here, a word of warning: the only thing worse than Jennifer when she’s upset, is Jennifer when she’s sad. Keep that in mind as you head towards your goals.

Lyra does help Betty out of the water, though. “Where did you find that creature?”

..do what you must.

Who are you now? Here? That’s what matters most.

Lyra holds her hands out to the side and yells, “Cover your ears!” before thunderclapping, splitting the water apart.

Yes, it’s the frosting I’m worried about.

Lyra held up her hands in faux-placation. “It’s your thing. Besides, today I’m practicing being comfortable in a ‘human’ form. I’m no She-Hulk, just Lyra.”

That’s because Jennifer is soft boiled. It’s okay to be sometimes, but only sometimes.

& since she can’t always tell when ppl are joking, sometimes carmilla fucks with her by pretending to not understand her, so you got lyra explaining something for the sixth time like, “IT’S THE FUCKING THING CARMILLA YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU SAW THE THING SHE HAD YOU WERE THERE” *throws a chair*

Just make sure you remember the words.

“Then throw him into space. You can do that, can’t you?”

They say good people don’t rip other people’s arms off, Skaar, and that’s generally true. But there are exceptions.

But we still recognized recklessness. You seem to be a fast young man, but taking on entire criminal rings on your own is something Jennifer seems to advise strongly against.