Insanis Flava

i woke up from a drunk slumber to see my friend using my laptop without my permission and ive never sobered up so quickly in my life

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

my catchphrase

#those wacky Romans

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

happy america 5th everyone. you know the drill, america isnt free anymore. everyone back into your containment units until scheduled freedom day next year, thanks to all, respect your overlords

this is genuinely the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

This is a book store called El Ateneo in Buenos Aires, Argentina! You can have coffee while sitting on the stage. One of my favorite places in my city.

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are