We will all die down here.

"Edd starts to breath heavy and shoves Pat to the floor and runs out the door" and then everyone died the end

"Hey Pat this one patient called Edd needs a cola" top 10 photos taken right before disaster

I've been waiting for my laptop to recover for at least five mins,, I think the blog killed it

Haha, good memories

Or expired ice cream

Welp, I've not even gotten back to before the whole pat and jon are stuck together thing and it's just really slow... uhhhhhhhhh hey can you change the blog theme to anything with multiple pages? Pwease

They're going to see the cobweb museum.

im using a code to get to the bottom as we speak

the fact im still here and still haven't written that "the entirety of the story simplified" thing is baffling, especially because i still wanna go through the blog again and....... y'know, write, that

Still here

I only followed this blog to be sarcastic.

My question today: