Just a Civil Servant trying to keep his post.

Buongiorno signore, signori e draghi! It has been too long! What are the news, how much spice did I miss?

Bună seara, dear thing. I cannot answer to the former, but the latter involves some quantities of paprika, at least around the Castle kitchens :=) :)

Oho! paprika? Sweet, smoked? What feast does the venerable menagerie have today?

It's me and my mold, or nothing. You can't get one or the other.

Ah, that may be a dealbreaker then, I am not as magic mold-resistant as the other hopefuls...

I am changing my tactics from politely asking my computer "will you work? :)" to manifesting "you will work" to I am now holding these pliers to the power cable in a threat for its bout of disobedience.

This is more or less how I tamed my tablet device :=) :)

Ehe, in the end, the old trustworthy methods are the best~

they loooooooooooove me 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Much deserved, amica mia!~

Ehe, μόνο τα καλύτερα για την γλυκότερη νεράιδα~

well harlow says I should continue so I would reccomend speaking to Alessio

Alessio doesn't want to fuck me I've tried. :(((

but... have you asked... nicely....?

@inquisitorial-il-posto

.... I mean. Are you serious.. ??

You will never know if you do not ask, tesoro~

On a scale of 1 to 10 how likely is it that you kill me if I am very kill-able for an hour or two.. ??

On the clock, or off the clock?

Probably better if it's off the clock.. for me.

Ah, but I still do not hear you ask, Nero. Truly, you summon a man and then you do not even ask proper? Tsk tsk...

Alessio, amore proibito, What do you say, you, me, a gag and a pair of pliers~ I would LOVE to look up at you pleading all night long you know.

Hmmm I will tell you what, I am waiting for an approval or disapproval for something and depending on the response I have on it we will see how the night will go~

they loooooooooooove me 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Much deserved, amica mia!~

well harlow says I should continue so I would reccomend speaking to Alessio

Alessio doesn't want to fuck me I've tried. :(((

but... have you asked... nicely....?

@inquisitorial-il-posto

.... I mean. Are you serious.. ??

You will never know if you do not ask, tesoro~

On a scale of 1 to 10 how likely is it that you kill me if I am very kill-able for an hour or two.. ??

On the clock, or off the clock?

Probably better if it's off the clock.. for me.

Ah, but I still do not hear you ask, Nero. Truly, you summon a man and then you do not even ask proper? Tsk tsk...

well harlow says I should continue so I would reccomend speaking to Alessio

Alessio doesn't want to fuck me I've tried. :(((

but... have you asked... nicely....?

@inquisitorial-il-posto

.... I mean. Are you serious.. ??

You will never know if you do not ask, tesoro~

On a scale of 1 to 10 how likely is it that you kill me if I am very kill-able for an hour or two.. ??

On the clock, or off the clock?

well harlow says I should continue so I would reccomend speaking to Alessio

Alessio doesn't want to fuck me I've tried. :(((

but... have you asked... nicely....?

@inquisitorial-il-posto

.... I mean. Are you serious.. ??

You will never know if you do not ask, tesoro~

I can't fault Nero for the teeth thing. Ripping out and then eating Orpheus's fangs was pretty hot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You know, you people are sometimes even more adventurous than I am! And that says a lot~

well harlow says I should continue so I would reccomend speaking to Alessio

Alessio doesn't want to fuck me I've tried. :(((

but... have you asked... nicely....?

@inquisitorial-il-posto

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.