Thought Dump

You made reading it this far? Damn. You actually paid some attention to me? We might as well be friends now. I don’t make these rules I just enforce them. 🦭

Is this who I think it is? 👀

(And I may or may not have did the tss tss in addition to saying this sssh)

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent. 🥁

Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRR. 🤣

Say anon, I would tell you my pizza joke but never mind… it’s too cheesy 🥁

Pooping every time someone calls my name?? I’d be a shitty fucking mess ong like my name is surprisingly called a lot now that I think about it…. and I don’t even think I have enough pants for this option either honestly! I could think of a thousand different scenarios of how badly this would be for me 😂

Cry out tiny rocks because I would then throw them at whoever made me cry 🖕😭🖕

Both options are like a lose-lose for me but I would rather eat a worm. Simba said they’re slimy yet satisfying so I’m taking his word for it 🫣

Popping bricks just sounds excruciating and I don’t think I would have it in me to explain, hypothetically, why there is a brick in the toilet if someone uses the bathroom after me 😂

Ugh why 😖 I rather l- 🤢li-🤢 Lick a homeless man’s toe 🤮 and then swallow an ENTIRE bottle of listerine. I have this thing where I do not like eating or drinking behind other people. Chewed gum is one thing but under the underside of a table?? Hell no 🤮

Meeee? liking feet pics and purchasing photos?? Blasphemy! I do not like the mini hands on your feet known as toes 👣 (no offense to the people that tho!) and I don’t buy photos either. I don’t need to sub to an onlyfans when I’m their only fan ☝️😔