Watermechgooner2020 💦⚡️

Protecting his dignity because SOOOOOMMMMME people don’t know how to knock ✋🏼🤚🏼🧙🏼‍♂️ i gotchu waterboy.

He feels guilty the whole time. Like he's a burden. Like he's weak. Because he can't do anything. He can't even move. All he can do is lay there and stare and cry.

So imagine how bad he felt when Herm came over to check on him. How bad he felt when he chatted to him and placed a bowl of food down next to him. Poured him a glass of water and updated him on Beefs weekend away with Chase. How he had gotten fatter on pork chops and picked out a new toy from the local store.

Imagine how had he felt when he sobbed silently and fell asleep as his untouched and full glass and bowl were taken away. Washing up done and kitchen cleaned.

Imagine how overwhelmed he felt when he woke up...and there was a pillow under his head. A towel thrown over his body. Another on the floor behind him and an arm slung over his waist. Herm fast asleep on the floor with him. Just holding him loosely. Being there.

Weight and wetness.

Pulling him back in. Making him feel not like a burden, but like a person. A person who was struggling, who was scared...who was loved.

And he sobbed again.

But this time so loud he woke Herm up with a sleepy mumble.

yes!!!!! i feel like he got it from herm.

he's really scared of other dogs. he always hides behind beef or robert/herm when he needs to interact with any other dog besides beef. he's scared of little bugs. he's scared of cats. he's scared of a lot of things actually. he's also very awkward when interacting with people who are not herm, robert or chase. he also is not very fond of flambae. he likes coupe and blonde blazer though. i feel like coupe would really like borzois, while mandy just likes any animal in general.

OH HE WOULD SO DO THAT

and borzois are so funny when taking a bath. usually they stand there awkwardly with the saddest face ever and it's exactly how herm looks like. and also borzois are really really stubborn so robert had to bribe tuna into actually taking a bath.

Like if Beef is gone (maybe to the vet), Tuna (or whatever you decide for the dog) goes around the home looking for Beef. Then when he can’t find Beef, he legit starts crying

And Robert or Herm have to consolidate him and love on him to distract him.

omg yes 😭😭

now whenever chase wants to babysit beef he needs to get tuna with him. or tuna will spend the whole evening and night crying and whining that beef is not here. (not that chase is against it. he loves his new... nephew? just new watermech child)

herm feels like he's going to start crying too whenever he sees tuna crying. they sit together on the couch with herm whispering to tuna asking him to stop crying because he's about to start crying too.

that's... a good question

but he got caught right before their big moment.

and he got sent to the phoenix program.

so i hope you guys saw these videos of boyfriends getting pissy when their girlfriends stop scratching their backs because this is robert. herm scratches his back, stops for a literal second, and robert already turns around asking him "why did stop?" before moving a little closer to herm so he'll continue scratching.

Scenario where if it went with Dispatch's timeline: post-game after Shroud, Robert pulls out the cameo thing during the conversation after the Z-team start getting the same requests to do the same thing, now however it turns into the Z-team asking Robert how some Mecha Man: Blue fans were and he remembers some of them but he significantly remembers this one Phenomafan guy a bit, like he's got the most unique username and he stood out quite a bit considering one of his fans got the cameo for him rather than Herm asking MM directly out of shyness so Robert searches up the username, lo and behold it's literally just Waterboy with prescription goggles with the shittiest wifi known to man. "Okay sure that's a good photo, he looks kinda cute so let's click on the video-" and max volume, the Z-team can clearly hear the voice of Waterboy with no stutter and no hesitation asking what the hell can the fingers of the mech suit could do. Most of the Z-team doesn't even catch up with the fact that it's Herm until "Phenomafan" goes like "d-dude w-whats incorre-wr.. wrong with me." after, that's when they recognize Waterboy 😭

OOOOOH MY GOOOOOD I GIGGLED SO HARD AT THIS

i thought about the cameo thing too and like!!!!!! imagine herm reacting to the cameo on stream. and it's just herm covering his REALLY red face with his hand throughout the whole fucking video. and z-team and robert find this moment.

also the whole time they scroll through herm's channel and see those moments where he has ZERO stutter saying the craziest shit ever they really don't know how to react. most of them are either so fucking shocked they don't say a thing, while others just laugh their asses off.

Like he can thicken his own water, so lube is never an issue. He has a fast refractory period. All bodily fluids have healing effects. No gag reflex.

At some point Waterboy comes back and the team looks at him differently from now on. (Also you cant deny, that Flambae is slightly curious now)

They finally underatand how Waterboy is a good lay

so i don't see this exactly happening because robert would probably keep his and herm's private life REALLY private, but maybe if he's drunk enough or something, that is such a funny thought

flambae gets curious because his powers change his sex life a lot too. he never really got much experience with other supers at sex, so it's genuinely interesting for him to know how power's like herm's would change his sex life. and he also thinks it pretty... hot. in a way.

also sonar is the other one getting curious cus... it's sonar.

so it can be either a high-school, or like, a school with all the grades so each character can teach different grade, it really doesn't matter. it just would be so so fun.

he wipes his lips dry, picks up two sticks and puts the cigarette between it, holding it up by the sticks to smoke. he looks weird but he really doesn't care about that at the moment.

and no one really knows about it. he doesn't keep it a secret, no one just thinks he smokes.

and so invisigal was the first one to find out. she goes to her usual spot to smoke and herm's here with his two sticks and a cigarette. and she's... surprised, to say the least.

invisigal: i didn't know you smoke. *pulls out her own cigarettes*

waterboy: *startles* h–huh!? oh. h–hey, courtney... i d–don't smoke t–that much, j–just when i'm... s–stressed.

invisigal: i guess you're not as innocent as everyone else thinks you are.

waterboy ...p–pople think i'm in–innocent?

invisigal: dude, look at yourself. you're the most innocent looking person i've ever seen.

waterboy: a–aww...

invisigal: ...wait, am i the first one to know that you smoke?

waterboy: y–yeah, i–i guess.

invisigal: sick. i'm gonna tell everyone.