Stay Beautiful

Colds suck big time. Damn you Fall weather!

Oh colds are the worst. Especially on holidays. Take some meds and drink lots of water. 

Josh tells me to shut up because I sing those when that happens.

Well I would just tell him to shut up back.

Nooooo!! 

Okay, okay..my bad. 

We can change that. You want to babysit sometime? You’re one of the few I’d trust with my kids.

I mean, you'd have to pay me.....just kidding, I'd love to. You and Alex deserve some time alone. Aw, really? That's really sweet of you Matt. 

Sun? Wha…? No… I get along better with the sun than I do with the opposite sex I think.

Why do you think that?

I had a couple of people try to follow me home. I thought I had seen it all already but apparently not.

Well that's not good! Did you lead them somewhere else then go home?

Having one line of a song in your head is probably the worst thing ever.

Unless it's one of my songs, right?

I feel like i’m pregnant again… 

Are you....?

I want to know who comes up with the stories lines for Criminal Minds because some of them are really fucked up, man. I really question why I watch this show half the time.

Because it's amazing, duh!

I forgot how bad baby puke stinks. Ugh.

I'm glad I don't have to smell it any time soon.

I was about to say, aren't zombies already dead? 

Finally arrived at my hotel here in Vegas! The mini jet-lag that you can get is a pain in the ass! I’m so exhausted, but other than that, hello Vegas. 

Welcome, welcome! I say take a nap and then get to exploring the town tomorrow.

I swear no more. I’m tired of getting burned.

No more what? No more sun? Put on some sunscreen!

You know, a good friend would offer to take care of me or see if I needed anything.

…Do you need anything?

Yeah, I guess that is worse. But I already haven’t gotten out of bed for like two days now.

That’s a really long time… have you been to a doctor? 

Well my nose is all stuffed up, my throat is sore, my body aches, its just an all around crappy feeling.

Hm, try a lozenge for the throat. As for the nose, hold your head over steam.

I know that feeling. What’s wrong? Like, where is it sore?

Well my nose is all stuffed up, my throat is sore, my body aches, its just an all around crappy feeling.