Innocense

Person: Hey wanna have a bite of my sandwich?

Ed: Say no say no say no

Me: Yeah sure

*takes smallest bite in history of bites*

PSA

I recently found this and it scared the crap out of me, so I would like to introduce you to my favorite drink other than water and diet Coke!

Monster Zero Ultra. It has no calories and no sugar, AND it has a shit ton of caffeine. I also always feel full after finishing a can, like I ate a full meal. I don’t see a downside🤔

Anyways it’s worth a try! For some people the taste may take some getting used to (I personally love it), but what’s a little bad taste when you’re on your way to perfection? ❤️

No, that’s not true whatsoever, I personally live off of monster and I love the taste compared to diet coke but it’s not any less harmful, it has a lot of caffeine, yes, that’s good BUT the caffeine rush lasts for a few hours before you absolutely crash, also, it has 4 calories and not zero, it causes addiction really quickly and you start to have physical consequences, just imagine how you feel after a 60h fast x2 basically

If you don’t want a genuine addiction don’t start drinking monster constantly, it’s bad for you, I know I’m a hypocrite but I just don’t want anyone to fall into the same trap

Here’s what actually happens;

ThAtS wHy EvErYoNe ShOuLd JuSt StIcK tO wAtEr AnD gReEn TeA

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

me: *looks in the mirror*

In failure, I will obtain wisdom.

In chaos, I will create art.