.....yes!!! Aren't they aware of the implications!?

do it weird do it scared do it shy do it anxious do it lonely do it cautious do it with shaking hands. but do it.

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

Its not fun and cute to be Me anymore. It's not cool and zany to be Me anymore. It's hard now

i’m 12 years old i’m 64 i’m over caffeinated im day drinking i’m taking two ibuprofen i’m on the brink of tears i’m staring into space i’m having a breakdown i’m mentally ill im doing pretty well actually! i’m the main character i’m a vermeer painting i’m a haunted doll

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

just say you have an addiction

as a little baby you are happy with plain milk and just some sort of mono-coloured paste, but as you eat more and more that just doesn't cut it any more. you need more flavours, more textures, more extreme foods. that's how you can tell it's not harmless, it's frying your dopamine receptors. some sickos even eat foods that literally hurt to eat because they're so eager to chase their fix.

I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

Is the implication that they eat pizza and watch the missile strikes come in?

Catholic Supernatural would be [church bells] [Sam's rosary dripping blood in his fist as he punches a demon] [Cas' wings in stained glass] [smashing marble graves] [Dean praying on the altar's steps] [lighting cracking behind the bell tower] [Ave Maria recited between sobs] [Dean and Cas staring at each other across the pews during mass, choir chanting] [latin under Sam's breath] [incense smoke] [silver saints medals] [drowning in the baptismal font] [the Impala's ceiling superimposed with ceiling frescos of angels&demons] [Dean bloody in the ossory] [the body of Christ but it's Cas having sex] [confess] [repent] [deliver us from evil]