every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

the nice thing though is that a lot of arthurian texts don’t even make sense anyway so you can kind of pick and choose parts to read and still kind of get the picture. conte du graal? not even a finished work but try out these horrifying continuations other randos wrote to find out what (could have!) happened next! lancelot grail cycle? it’s like a million pages long good luck remembering who any of these people are or what prophetic dreams they have that will come to fruition 2000 pages from now. le morte d’arthur? thomas malory doesn’t even seem to know how these characters are related to each other. if you really wanted to know you would just read the freynshe booke. yeah that’s right idiot. go back to the 3000 page lancelot grail cycle. you’ll never win

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.